Amnesia

….but yeah essentially that wa- [ he pauses observing his finger ] Why the hell do I keep finding glitter on me?!

Maybe -- I have no idea. I don't even have a witty response to that. I'm Lacking today. 

Oh dear lord, are you okay?

My mom just called me a cougar. I really don’t know how I feel about this.

But why would she call you such a thing? That's awful. 

You really should. Have you seen Ian Somerhalder? He is so handsome and he plays Damon incredibly. Trust me!

Yes I've seen him; I agree! He's quite the looker! But tall, dark; handsome is not really my type.

No, if there was a ghost, I’m sure another supernatural creature would come to save you. Or I’d get Tyler to get his werewolf on.

No not a ghost. Ghost face. You know, from Scream? But one can only hope! Though this isn't Beacon Hills, I wouldn't object to Tyler saving my life once or twice. 

Um… excuse me, Mrs. Fly? I’m trying to eat here.

What if it's a boy fly? That's sexist.

I thought that too at the beginning, but now it’s totally different. I mean, it’s better than Twilight. Damon Salvatore is just the best vampire ever!

I might just have to suck it up and get through the beginning so I can feel your feels for Damon Salvatore. 

Why is this show so sad? Damon Salvatore you make me cry.

You know, I never really got into that show. I've tried so many times but the beginning reminds me too much of Twilight. 

Lock all your doors, close your windows and shut the curtains. I don’t know if leaving your lights on would be a good thing or a bad thing.

I'm 99% sure that wont be necessary. The other 1% of me believes the convincing ghost face voice and agrees with you. Maybe I should listen to that 1%, yeah? Oh well. 

Every girl own some sort of Kimono, Ara. It’s like, a necessity in a wardrobe. You got it. I’m alright, coach was easy on us during practice, but I have to wear skates for the rest of the week, how fun. What about you?

Eh, you're too pretty to be wrong. Yeah, I feel you. work is kicking my ass. So many hours. But at least the pay is amazing. And soon I get to learn how to drive machinery. But I'm pretty good overall, thanks.

Of course. I’ll start writing it now, if you want. Achievement unlocked, then? You’re getting a special Team Luke jacket, just don’t tell Calum. I excel in robot dancing, just so you know. I know, I know. I was joking too, pretty sure he likes you in some way.

Much appreciated, Hemmings. I wouldn't object of you singing at my funeral too -- just throwing that out there. It is, but just know that I'm not as complicated as a video game so you might have to rethink you definition of "Achievement". I'll add it to the secret Luke shrine in the back of my closet/ You think so? For all I know he could hate everything I stand for. Which isn't much, if I'm honest. 

Getting new objects for free, now that’s what I like. I’ll be sure to wear some rad ass kimono of yours and remember how you rocked it, Ara. You’re getting all my gratitude.

And how do you know I even own a Kimono? I'm kidding, I do. But thank you, I appreciate the gratitude. How're you, anyway?

  So does this mean you’re back on Team Luke again? It better. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, have you seen me dance? I’m like a Backstreet Boy or something. Probably does, the only person he truly loves aside from himself is his mother. Mali too.

As long as you promise to talk me up at my funeral one day, I'll always be team Luke. But just know I was never team Edward. This is the first team I've joined. You're getting me all hot and bothered considering I have a thing for boys who can dance. You better be careful.  I hope you know I'm kidding. Well that's awkward.

What can I say, I’m keepin’ it real, just like that dude from Selena Gomez’s Cinderella movie… Joey Parker? Yeah, I’m Joey Parker, and I’m keepin’ it real. You’re a terrible person, but hey, at least you’re patient.

Just the fact that you know that makes my heart flutter, to be honest. You've got me fangirlin'. Nah, but it's pretty rad that you do know that. Definitely when I totally forgot. Does this mean you can dance like him? I wonder if Calum thinks I'm a terrible person. 

Wow, okay, rude. And here I was, thinking I was your favorite member, but I guess that’s not the case. Wait for me until after I’m done with my tissue box, will you, Ara?

You ruined your chances of being my favorite when you called me Lame. Even if it was true. I've got time, Luke, take your time.