geometry dash confessions blog

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i started playing gd again on pc in july 2024, and i disliked swing; people attributed it to skill issue. which was fair. my hardest was clubstep, etc.

now? i dislike swing even more contrary to how those people implied that i would enjoy swing more if i was better at it. granted i did not play a whole lot of swing on my journey from easy demon to insane demon and beyond, but it's just. it does not feel good to control, it feels like an unholy mix between ufo, ship and ball, there are no clear indications of current gravity

and worst of all? its existence adds ONE MORE GAMEMODE THAT MEANS AN INSTANT KILL TO ME ON RANDOM GAMEMODE LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!! i beat randomized jumper the hard skill-based way (skip every single portal with miniship straightfly) OUT OF SPITE because i fucking hate getting swing!!!!! it's always a jab at me because it's technically possible but i HATE how it feels to play and ngl it's probably harder than getting the miniwave on several sections of these levels. i would rather get the miniwave and try to spam with my tendonitis riddled wrist than get swing on any part of either of these levels and that says a lot i think

this post was made only half-seriously solely to rant about swing on random processing / randomized jumper

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