Ares

                               ❛ not an idiot you big OAF! ❜

❛ i want to bloody drink and YOU YELL but when i try you drink more?? how is that even fair ??? ❜

@gcdofwar ll random.

❝Well, that’s what happens, isn’t it? Naughty children get punished. It’s hardly my fault you’re a pain in the ass.❞

“– To reach the other room.” Hebe raised an eyebrow with a small laugh walking past Ares towards the doorway across the room.

                                ❛ you are going to end up drinking yourself silly if you keep going. AND I AM NOT HEALING YOU either so don’t think about it. ❜

&.

@gcdofwar

“Me? Sneak around? Why would I do such a thing?” She smirked softly, hands resting over her stomach. “I am simply on a walk,.”

@gcdofwar​ | Continued from here

❝Oh, don’t pout, Ares. You look like I just took away your favorite toy.❞

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   “Ares… What are you doing? Sneaking around…” Hebe stepped out from one of the drapes, eyeing the other. Both were in a smaller gathering room of Olympus, a side room to the main hall.

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES SENTENCE MEME

We cannot break bread with you. 

And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground. 

I’d pity him. 

You have placed him/her under some strange sexual spell.

you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But … pastels?

All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie.

Like you’re going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. 

It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

We don’t hate him. We just wanna play with him.  Especially his head.

You’ll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won’t press charges.

Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.

Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

I’ll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.

Death! Death to the enemies of the people of the Republic. 

Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one.

I’m not perky.

So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being?

And the next morning, when the campers woke up, all of their old noses had grown back.

Would you like anesthesia?

It looks familiar… of course, the gates of hell.

I tried to make it look like an accident. I tried to give you some dignity. But oh no, not you.

To mirth, to merriment… to manslaughter.

Look at this. I got ‘em. “Schizos and Serial Killers”. I have almost the whole series. I’m only missing Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac Guy.

You know, when I first saw him, I thought he was from Europe.

An axe! That takes me back.

All the important numbers: Police, Fire Department, Morgue.

I’ve tried to be someone I’m not. I live in shame… and the suburbs!

Scream if you need anything.

And we’re all here to learn, to grow, and to just plain have fun!

‘Cause that’s what being privileged is all about!

Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?

I tied him to a tree and pulled out four of his permanent teeth!

She makes me think of… volatile chemicals.

How do you do it? How can I be like you? How can I be… suave?

Oh, you’re allergic? To sunshine and archery and crafts?

Children, stop it! You’re destroying my text!

Apollo: Is it as painful as conversations with Ares?

Athena: Depends on if Ares is sober.

Hermes: What is he doing, anyway?

Apollo: Peeing.

Athena: Trust Ares to deface a place like this five minutes after getting here.

Apollo: Deface? Marking his territory.

Athena: He must own more of the world than our father, then.