#vindictiveolympianqueen

Coatli has a specific flower that she has created in honor of Hera, it is kept tucked away in her garden. Like Hera, the stem has sharp thorns, but the flower is made of elegant, long petals, gold in color.

     ❛     i understand you’re angry with me, hera, but we should start settling things with calm discussion if we want olympus to prosper.   besides --     ❜    he tilted his head to the side, a mischievous glint in his eye.     ❛     do you really think you could beat me before i drew my own weapon?   i doubt it.     ❜

poseidon’s placed bets with the rest of the siblings over whether or not hades even has a butt hole

“Makes sense.” coughs softly. “Ahem... To what do I owe this pleasure? It’s usually me chasing after you, Hera dear.”

“Somehow I thought you’d be.....taller” Lucifer is not fond of the other pantheons but he doesn’t hate them either. They survive as he does. Off the scraps of faith given by the huddled masses. And hey- he’s played off the other Gods quiet well over the years. That whole Pan thing was so funny- until the goat thing stuck. Now it’s bothersome. 

zeus vc: once we got past you threatening me with a painful death every hour or so... you were much less annoying.

I am Apollo God of all things hot and cool I am so awesome