OTC

I mean I do kick ass at some Mario kart 🤷🏻‍♂️

Speaking of that, how you feeling? You need anything?

I mean I do kick ass at some Mario kart 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bullshit. We both know I had you begging for mercy.

I mean I do kick ass at some Mario kart 🤷🏻‍♂️

Please we both know I was winning and the only time you won was cause you cheated

I mean I do kick ass at some Mario kart 🤷🏻‍♂️

You tryna play?

That’s how serious this situation is. I was made some promises that I’m still waiting for.

The biggest and my lack of an invitation is crazy because work

sooooooo.. has anyone truly mastered the art of making espresso for delicious lattes? i bought one of those fancy machines and tried my luck at it only to suck.. and now it’s just sitting in the corner taunting me every time i stroll into the kitchen.

I’m a firm supporter in the sooner the better. I’ve gotten better with my late night snacking but I’m never gonna turn the opportunity when it presents itself.

📲: I hadn’t planned on going

📲: if you don’t know then I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♂️

📲: wouldn’t be the first time I made someone scream

📲: keep it up. You’re not doing yourself any favors when I see you next

📲: next time I see I’m gonna remember all this shit you’re talking.