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I've got a new nickname at work. #scanmaster #StillDoesHisJob

Not sure if I can put into words how much I hate the driving and parking situation in #PaloAlto I work off university so I'd like to park say within a mile of where I work. But with all the entitled pricks of Silicon valley and their fancy ass cars breaking laws like it's their God given right I've had it! I'm so sick of Teslas and Audis almost hitting me at least twice a day. But the city itself wants you to pay $17 for a day pass? The only other alternative is moving your car zone to zone every two hours or risk getting towed at the mall. You can't even park in residential anymore. So since rent isn't impossibly high enough as it is let's complicate everyone's work day. You suck palo alto! 👎😠🐒💩🐒💩🐒💩👹

Nerding out at Target. #target #starwars #chewie #darthvader #psychostick @psychostick #obeythebeard

Yip.

Skittle leopard dog!

Chedar cheese filled bacon wrapped hot dog.oh my arteries!

Dang dude. This guy is leaving to the other side of the country to be a "Dok toh"! Gonna miss you cuz.#syracuse #newyork #cuzlife #family

Started out with a slow work flow. White Zombie fixed that. #whitezombie #work #thunderkiss65

I put a candle with chalk in my bathroom. Bathroom humor for the win! @angel4sicily

Nothing like System of a Down to get through the day. Yes!

#realfriends #ETID

Something to think about today.

As the old saying goes, opinions are like ass holes. Everyone has one and they all stink. My stinky opinion; everyone gets offended too easily and people need to chill out. So. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. If you don't like what people have to think or say, get off social media. #opinions #sensitive #chillout

From meeting in third grade, to fifth grade crushes, to catching up on the bus in high school, to reconnecting in college, to getting married three years ago, and everything in between and since then. We've done a lot of life together and It's been a crazy adventure. Happy anniversary Megan. I love you! #marriedlife #anniversary #besties #3YearsAndSheStillLikesMe

Lunch post! Just cuz of the meat description. Awesome.