Losing Dog

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

there's a really fun balance when you know someone has a crush on you where you can tease them for having a crush on you without letting them know you know they have a crush on you. this only works because people who have crushes will analyze everything you say but not very well. anyway, i love playing with my food.

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

prog my ultimate, boy

Alright, so I see that you've tagged my post 'misinformation', but I don't really think that's correct. 'Misinformation' refers to false information that was spread without intent to harm. Like when you make a mistake or error in a post and accidentally popularize an incorrect idea of what the word 'extant' means. I was actually very intentional about telling my followers that you should molest its wings whenever possible (and you should especially focus your attention towards the base of its feathers, where the wings are most sensitive) which would make it 'disinformation'. I absolutely intended for the natural outcome of your wings being molested to occur, so I'm not really doing this accidentally.

i just want to watch people with flat chests being tortured

dreamt i was watching one of my friends get railed in the house i grew up in by a woke chad. but not that woke.

dreamt i was watching one of my friends get railed in the house i grew up in by a woke chad. but not that woke.

sexual repression is so repulsive to me when it’s treated as if it were normal, moral. many people don’t realize they are slaves to a god they don’t even worship. it’s vile. the sexual revolution must be completed and proselytization must be punished no matter the religion. you must no longer feel comfortable demanding what other’s wear, how they cut or scar their skin and hair, what inks they prod themselves with. you must accept those actions are on a spectrum with rape, that you have felt comfortable violating another person’s autonomy, that you do it to yourself. it would be wonderful to create a world it’s safe to be human instead of a scared cultist.

going up to a gay couple and asking "so which one of you is the big pointy chinned yaoi and which one of you is the little blue eyed yaoi"

i hear wing molesting is the new trend of the summer