the sluttiest thing a man can do is be in his thirties

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

oh so i'm a faggot for putting a hamster sticker on my laptop but the mechanic at the front desk of the tire shop rn is playing candy crush with the sound on and he's "straight" ok. sure. whatever. just because he knows where a car's gallbladder is he's more heterosexual than me, a guy who doesn't play rainbow candy-based puzzle games for moms with the sound on in public. faggot

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right

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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant