GayCapeMan

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

First of all, his name is Scorch which is SO cute and I need a fandragon of Scorch

Second of all I looked up how much he costs to buy him and

I’m a Hollywood star,

I’m a little bit tipsy,

When I drive my car.

I’m expensive sushi,

I’m a cute huge yacht,

I’m a little bit single,

Even when I’m not.

Ah, ah,

I’m a little bit,

Ah, ah,

I’m a little bit,

Ah, ah,

I’m a little bit,

La la la la la la la,