Edward: Ever have pets?
Bella: Haha well my mom spent my life lying to me about being allergic but I finally figured out she didnât want any responsibility that kept her from doing whatever she wanted at the drop of a hat. Kinda like me, her mistake that weighed her down like an anchor, crushing her dreams and ruining her life. Anyway, you know how it is, you ruin your motherâs life by being born so you devote yourself to catering to her hand and foot to make up for your existence. Also I hate birthdays because despite calling my mom my best friend she knows nothing about me and birthdays were about her ignoring my wishes and me having to pretend to like gifts she gave me that I clearly would not like. But itâs ok, itâs not like Iâm going to be going back to visit ever, thereâs no room in that three bedroom house for me to sleep because both guest bedrooms were taken over by her hobbies. Anyway, how long is this hike?
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