i was sick of being flagged explicit

Bella: Haha well my mom spent my life lying to me about being allergic but I finally figured out she didn’t want any responsibility that kept her from doing whatever she wanted at the drop of a hat. Kinda like me, her mistake that weighed her down like an anchor, crushing her dreams and ruining her life. Anyway, you know how it is, you ruin your mother’s life by being born so you devote yourself to catering to her hand and foot to make up for your existence. Also I hate birthdays because despite calling my mom my best friend she knows nothing about me and birthdays were about her ignoring my wishes and me having to pretend to like gifts she gave me that I clearly would not like. But it’s ok, it’s not like I’m going to be going back to visit ever, there’s no room in that three bedroom house for me to sleep because both guest bedrooms were taken over by her hobbies. Anyway, how long is this hike?

Edward:

bella saves edward again but this time to take me to church (subway version) which makes me go absolutely feral every time please listen to it. inspired by this tiktok my friends sent me and i absolutely had to make it a reality

Twilight - The Cullens at Prom

New Moon - The Cullens in a conference after Edward leaves Bella

New Moon - Rosalie’s call to Edward

Eclipse - Jasper protecting Alice

Hello! I am so excited to be answering my first question from a devoted fan! I was worried about opening my ask box, but this is a great question!

I would have recommended preordering the day I announced it, but you probably have your reasons for waiting. Here is the best place to order it now! And here is the direct link to buy it! 

I cannot have in person signings, but we have done our best to work around that! I will be doing virtual meet and greets for a select few! Find out more information here! Sign up here!

Stay safe out there,

wouldn’t that be so sexy of us

like it’s one thing to donate during the pre-order period but if we all donated the exact cost of the book ON RELEASE DAY it would be such a nice fuck you to the Khaki Fetishist and gives her absolutely $0

SO… LET’S GET THIS CIRCULATING

here’s my idea: for everyone who is able to donate $28 USD to move to higher ground on august 4, 2020!!!

mthg is a quileute effort to move tribal facilities and housing from the tsunami zone; they recently started construction on a new school to open in 2022!

(my $28 estimate is based off of the original price on am*zon)

dm me a receipt of your donation OF ANY AMOUNT for a chance to win custom merch!

if your donation is between $0-9.99, you’ll be entered to win a custom decal sticker

if your donation is between $10-27.99, you’ll be entered to win a customized tote bag

if your donation is at or above the $28 amount, you’ll be entered to win a customized shirt, tote bag, AND decal sticker

i have the ability to make vinyl and iron-on decals and can make you your heart’s desire. you want a shirt that says “rail me vampire daddy?” i can do that. want a reusable shopping bag that says “the bitch you know as sparkles is back” in glittery letters? you got it. here’s a few examples as my work! (1) (2) (3)

your last chance to dm me is august 8, 2020 at 11:59 PM EST.

i’m extending it beyond the fourth because i know money is tight for a lot of people right now so if you’re donating any time in the week before or after the release, i’ll count it. obviously i want to make a statement on august 4th, but payday falls in different places for everyone, and sometimes unemployment checks are funky too.

sorry to limit it to the u.s. but shipping costs are a bitch

wouldn't that be so sexy of us

like it's one thing to donate during the pre-order period but if we all donated the exact cost of the book ON RELEASE DAY it would be such a nice fuck you to the Khaki Fetishist and gives her absolutely $0

SO... LET'S GET THIS CIRCULATING

here's my idea: for everyone who is able to donate $28 USD to move to higher ground on august 4, 2020!!!

mthg is a quileute effort to move tribal facilities and housing from the tsunami zone; they recently started construction on a new school to open in 2022!

(my $28 estimate is based off of the original price on am*zon)