Gay and Deaf

As the Republic of Eyeth’s constitution say, “in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice…” What does justice look like? Today, we’ll be diving in and explore the filth culture.

The filths have a horrendous mutation that would cause incredible suffering. Know these vibrations you sometimes feel? Imagine that amplified, all the time, these vibrations assaulting you at warp speed from all angles. The filths has the audacity to call that abomination a ‘fifth sense’! Fifth? More like filth. At the basic level, it is nothing more than a sense of touch.

As we all know, the Republic of Eyeth adheres to the Divinity religion which stipulates the notation that there are five stages of life. The life is as follows: the life begins in the womb. Upon the departure from the womb, the life then goes through three stages: youth, adult, elder. Finally, they enter the Fifth stage where they leave the Eyeth. There’s a popular folklore where the Divine Fifth would appear and escort you to the Fifth stage.

Apparently, the filths have this ridiculous internal joke where a parodist Divine Filth would appear and grant them the fifth sense. If that was to happen to normal people, surely the torturous assault of the vibrations would drive them to the Fifth stage anyway.

In the last three to four decades, the filths have actively been trying to deny the fact that they are going through extreme suffering, living in a world where they are constantly shaken. As one inspiring filth said, “You don’t have to feel sorry for us, we’re proud of who we are!”

This performative progressive revolution of which they’re actively trying to rebrand themselves from ‘filths’ to ‘orals’. I fundamentally disagree with their arguments that it is more accurate to who they are.

By calling themselves ‘oral’ people, they are doing themselves a disservice. Oral means sex via mouth, not an abomination of your glorified suffering. True, masochism is an aspect of being kinky…but like, how is assaulted by vibrations your entire life as a result of a horrendous mutation kinky? If they want to ‘reclaim the word’ by implying that they’re sex objects, that’s entirely up to them.

As sad, though not surprising it is to say this, the filths often don’t live until the elder stage, instead skipping right from the adult stage to the Fifth stage due to the horrible assault of vibrations wearing down their will to live.

Fortunately, for this terrible condition, there is a cure, albeit a imperfect one. There is a new innovative technology called cochlear interception- or CI. In short, this amazing device intercepts the vibrations directly from the cochlea and destroy the vibrations in the process.

It is astonishing in how much it relieves the suffering. One parent, Jaine O’Disajokeo, had said “when I found out my baby is a filth, I was so upset. I cried, and begged the doctor to fix my baby. When the doctor told us about the CI, they warned us that it could kill the baby in the process. And I thought, ‘well, either way, my baby will be free from suffering.’”

She continued on to say, “My child has frequently complained to me that their CI was uncomfortable and that they’d rather be filth and go to a filth school. How is that possible? I told them definitely not, I’m not sending my precious child to a school full of mutants who spends their entire life in suffering.”

The human brain is truly amazing, as denial can be a very powerful thing. It appears to be the case for O’Disajokeo’s child. “Typical rebellious teenagers not wanting to wear their CI’s” when O’Disajokeo was pressed about their child’s disdain for CIs.

yes i understand that hearing people have constantly oppressed us. heck, i even got points removed from my grade cuz the professor went past the class time and the interpreter had to leave so i did. i was once constantly fed false info from a project partner all because he didn’t want to put in effort to communicate with me. i get it, i do have trauma associated with hearing people. hearing people can be awful.

key word: can. not always.

but i think what they don’t understand is that hearing people are the ones who decide whether a Deaf child gets access to community, not us. shouldn’t we at least try to educate them, at least maintain a positive relationship. of course, no one community is a monolith, and ours certainty is not. but first impressions do matter.

hold on, didn't deaf schools start to adopt sign language in 1960s? well, yes...but let me explain. keep in mind this is a massive oversimplification

the milan conference in 1880 invited deaf educators from all over the world to attend the international congress on the education for the deaf, (iced). more than half of these deaf educators were known oralist, and they basically told us to go fuck ourselves and passed a resolution banning sign language in education internationally.

it wasn't until after one professor at gallaudet, william stokoe, basically published a research saying "HEY! ASL is it's own language, respect it!!!"

but the thing was: i am one of the lucky few who was privileged enough to spend a majority of my life growing up in the Deaf world where i had direct communication with others. sure, i had to use interpreters from time to time, but these were one offs, such as attending a show or going to doctor's appointment or using video relay if a business, for whatever stupid reason, didn't have an email address.

going into college, truly having to utilize interpreters for the first time, having to communicate through third party, i remember feeling, for the first time ever, that i was in the minority and it was an extremely isolating experience. i didn't speak the same language, didn't share the same culture, didn't share the same identity with anyone in my major.

and the only reason why i can even establish interactions with anyone in my major was because of the interpreters. i remember having this feeling inside me of how much i hated having to use them. i went oh, we need interpreters...we should not...but we do.

my appreciation for interpreters deepened once one of my friends-- a new signer-- was taking an asl class and she asked me and my other friend help on translating a paragraph from english to asl. it took me and my friend 5 minutes to collaboratively figure out how to say something like "I went inside the store to grab ice cream. After paying, I got into my car. I arrived to my apartment and began to eat ice cream." and i was astonished by how interpreters are able to do this, and on the spot too, WHILE processing incoming information, all at once.

hey there!

no, i am not! i am a straight person who can hear. i don't know where you got that information from!

i hope ur doing great, my disabled ass isn’t

i wanna report discrimination thatve been manifesting in this classroom and it ain’t giving me good energy ykyk and you seem to be such an asethic girlie who only runs on good vibes and no cap i love that bout u so i hope ya know how to deal with discrimination, sis

one of my HEARIE (yes its a slur for hearing people, if ya cant deal with it skill issue u get me yeah) and straight classmate unfollowed me on instagram

sure maybe i dont talk to anyone in class, but i am NOT disabled, im in a linguistic minority but other ppl didnt get that

this is BLATANT discrimination cuz im like a great person who dont hold grudges, positive vibes only ykyk but yea hunt them down and destory them!!

peace out,