God’s Strongest Tweaker

Basic:

(to the tune of this video) hi! my name is matti. my background consists of… drawing. and writing. the more you scroll through my side blog and fw my posts… my skibidi meter goes down, and I’m not sigma anymore. CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR.

Yeah idk okay he/him, bisexual/genderfluid, 20 years old. You can also call me Dapple or Lourdes :3 This is also a side blog, so I cannot follow you or like your posts from it, but I do from my main blog!

List of Things I FW Heavy ❤️

Special Interests:

- Super Paper Mario

- GTA V

Other Interests + Former/Current Hyperfixations:

- Mario in general

- Beavis and Butt-Head (omg no way)

- The Last of Us

- Red Dead Redemption

- Alan Wake

- Arcane

- She-ra and the Princesses of Power

- Undertale + Deltarune

- LA Noire

- Resident Evil 8

Shit I Do🙏🔥

- erm I write books. but they’re outdated and dumb so I’m not outing them here. I am currently working on another manuscript though. all gayalanwake followers get a 0.00001% discount

- future English teacher (they are NOT hiring me bro😭😭😭)

- antique collector

- fossil hunter with zero credentials

- failed game developer

Links:

So here’s the thing. I’d prefer if those on my main blog didn’t know about my side blog, but I’m okay with vice versa lmao.

- Main Blog

- Etsy (I do commissions!)

- Instagram

- AO3

- Toyhouse

- Artfight

- Spotify

DNI:

- basic dni criteria

- israel supporters. go fuck yourself.

- proshippers/proshipper tolerators. go fuck yourself.

- terfs. go fuck yourself.

- if you draw/write nsfw of young b&bh. go fuck yourself

Other/Important:

- I’m fine with being mutuals with anyone and I love making new friends, but please don’t DM me/try to befriend me if you’re either a) over two years younger than me, or b) over ten years older than me.

- if I ever accidentally reblog something from a problematic creator or anything of that sort, please never hesitate to let me know!

okay erm that’s all me thinks BYEEEE