I Don't Need A Therapist

Me walking out of best buy

Carbonated Bong Water

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

remember sitting through social studies and having that “checks and balances” shit drilled into your head for nigh on twelve years. anyway, the president can declare a national emergency for effectively no reason just so he can ignore the will of congress, lol

man some dudes really act like going through one break up is a traumatic enough event to mistreat everyone in their lives for years… get over it fucker!!

i would give literally everything i have for every child to have a good childhood and never come in touch with someone who would abuse them for their own personal gratification 

literally the ideal man is someone who respects women, is stupid as all fuck and likes getting pegged