For Plebs

Warframe is so funny sometimes. First game I've played that managed to add rhythm action childbirth minigame before tutorial quest for modding your arsenal. Also here's a dancing mushroom. They hyped this as "Unannounced Fall Update" for most of the lead-in. There's now an underground network beneath already explored caves on Venus. The tutorial has retroactively added clearer foreshadowing for various plotlines and two cinematic explosion escape scenes. This game is 12 years old.

Okay so you know when a new Chocolate Guy video circulates and you watch it and catch yourself thinking “oh damn that’s an impressive chocolate sculpture, that dude is really good at chocolate”. And at some point after a few of them you don’t really process that it’s chocolate anymore? It’s just this weird brown stuff a guy can turn into a train whistle or something? So you don’t find yourself really wanting to eat it. Because it’s chocolate, yeah, but like. Not really. You COULD eat it, but looking at it turn into a tire or a fire hydrant, you don’t really want to? It’s food. But not food for hungry reasons? That’s like what “sexy” means to me I think