I'm not in danger, I'm the danger

✮ My name is Lola (im not a show girl, tho 😔)

✮ 20 years old

✮ She/Her pronouns

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Plan on using this blog to share stories from my life, post my OCs and interact with fandoms.

DMs are open, feel free to interact, I dont bite :D

Might post things about other interests, like my favorite bands(Linkin Park, The Warning, Set it Off) but the main focus of the blog will be the current hyperfixations.

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MY (current) INTERESTS:

✮ Twisted Wonderland

✮ Kpop Demon Hunters

✮ Honkai Star Rail

✮ Cookie Run Kingdom

✮ Monster High

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I was making out with my new love interest inside his car yesterday and we got to a conclusion that every friend group has a "car friend", someone with a weird sexual story inside a car.

He told me about his friend that lost her virginity in a car and randomly texted him about it. And I have a friend that was drunk out of her mind and gave a blowie to her classmate when they were stuck in traffic.

So, there was this girl in my english class that was a super entitled bitch. And one day she was homophobic to my friend. For the sake of simplicity, lets call her the homophobic girl.

After some time, she stopped having class with us and I developed some feelings for that one friend that she was homophobic with, and we, the two goffick bissexuals, went on a date. We got to the mall, had icecream, it was fun.

Except that she was there. I was having the time of my life and the homophobic bitch was there, watching us. Really weird coincidence, but it happens.

Well, timeskip to this weekend. Me and my goffick bissexual friend didnt work out as a couple, so I went after someone else in the first opportunity that I got. This weekend.

I made out with a guy, he is exes with one of my friends, but theyre in good therms (I think) and it was quite fun! What wasnt fun, however, was the next day when I went to a restaurant with my family and the homophobic girl WAS THERE???

The unspeakable things I would do to Mr. Peabody shall not be discussed, its a secret that only the ghosts of the night are able to handle.

There was a panetone at the table (it was early december iirc) so I cut a very large piece. And obviously I started devouring it.

To my surprise, the make up artist was already inside my house. He enters the kitchen to greet me and we basically recreate this picture.

Yes, he made the monstrocity that is Batman v Superman, sure.

BUT THATS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG!!!!

I want you to look at his Wikipédia page for a moment, just a moment.

Did you notice? He made Legend of the Guardians and Sucker Punch back to back.

Only a clinically insane person would do that.

"Oh yeah, my last two projects, Lord of the rings with talking owls and the story about a schizofrenic cabare dancer trying not to be lobotomized(that has robot nazis, for some reason)"