Garfieldisms

Oh, god. It’s Monday tomorrow

I love tall bottoms

I think we should bring back pipe bombs

Pizza…lasagna…kill Binky….more lasagna

Does Jon know you’re listening to emo bands with only 200 listeners on Spotify?

I do NOT have appendicitis I do not have appendicitis I do not have appendicitis

You can’t have my foreskin

Garfield says, I want him I want him I want him

Garfield says, I fucking hate Monday

Garfield says, I am keeping my suicidal thoughts to myself

Garfield Says, surely working 6 days in a row is not the reason I’m exhausted and have no excitement towards social activities

Garfield says, capitalist are so lucky that I don’t have a gun.

Garfield says, how can I be gay if all my friends are gay?

Garfield says, I want to be little spoon

Garfield says, Slay queen you look like a cunt

Garfield Says George Bush is a war criminal and deserves to feel the pain that he put the Iraqi people through.

Garfield says, be gay now