garden zodiac

Sagittarius: its dark im scared

Capricorn: if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you're a part of

Pieces: if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again

Gemini: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Pisces: your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

Tarus: scary how fast someone can mean so much to you

Sagittarius: if i were dating you. well, heh. let's just say horses wouldn't be called 'horses' anymore.

Scorpio: In a constant state of 'how dare you assume I know what I'm doing' but also 'don't you dare question me or what I'm doing'

Leo: L is for the way you look at me

Pisces: STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM JUST GO TO BED

Capricorn: Do crabs think fish are flying?