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*throws you at @garchivist-the-sequel ‘s tim*

[ Lands flat on his face in the archives. Recognises it to be Gerry's. ]

Not again.

[Tim. Stares.]

[ Tim can vaguely sense someone's there and assumes it's the guy he keeps being launched at. With his face still on the floor, he raises his arm ]

Could I get a hand here, Gerry?

What the hell are you.

dread-powers-dumbass

*setting @garchivist-the-sequel ‘s Sasha in front of you!*

“A-“

[hey at least she wasn’t thrown…]

“…hi…?”

Oh— Oh, where am I—

dread-powers-dumbass

“Uh… my house. Hi there.” [she waved awkwardly.]

“you alright?”

[she is not nearly as phased by this as Sasha probably is…]

…Fine? Wait— you’re our new coworker, right?

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*throws you at @garchivist-the-sequel ‘s tim*

[ Lands flat on his face in the archives. Recognises it to be Gerry's. ]

Not again.

[Tim. Stares.]

dread-powers-dumbass

*setting @garchivist-the-sequel ‘s Sasha in front of you!*

“A-“

[hey at least she wasn’t thrown…]

“…hi…?”

Oh— Oh, where am I—

#tma rp #unreality #rp #archivist gerry

poison damage for EVERYONE continuous damage go FIND THE CURE

[Minecraft damage noises]

[ Tim approaches the garchivist! ]

@how-to-archive-no-glue-no-borax

[Gerry looks up from his papers.]

You doing okay?

Yup! But the artifacts are making these strange buzzing noises and I'm not really sure it's safe to be around them right now.

The artefacts…? I’m pretty sure we didn’t keep any in Document Storage. If Sonja found out she’d probably kill me.

Ah. So they're not supposed to be there. That's concerning! Nice to know your system has something that's more organised than mine.

Small victories.

Er… are you getting hungry, or anything…?

If you have anything to eat that'd actually be great. Haven't had anything since breakfast.

I think there’s something in the breakroom fri—

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Gerard? Do you have a minute?

[ Oh shit ]

Is that Jon?

Yeah. I don’t have anywhere to hide you, so… just play dumb?

[ Thumbs up ]

Come in!

[Jon opens the door. He looks just as scruffy and uncomfortable as Tim’s Jon.]

Gerard, I’ve— oh. Hello, Tim.

Hullo, Jon.

[ Damn, the universal curse of insufferable professionalism ]

…Why are you talking to Gerard?

[ Gerard, who is standing three feet away. Rude much ]

Hmm? Oh, just some things to sort out, follow ups, the whole gig.

[Gerry winces.]

…You’re actually working, now. So— what? Are you not dismissing work as “nonsense time-wasting”, Gerard?

Er… it’s his own personal research…?

Yeah. That.

[ Tim shoots Gerry a confused look ]

…Sure. Either way, I do have work to pass back to you, Gerard. Because unlike you, I do my job.

And I’m still not taking back any of what I said. You’re wasting your time, Jon.

[Jon just scoffs.]

[ Uh-oh, workplace drama! Tim's definitely missed a bunch of office lore. He just sits there awkwardly acting like this is normal ]

I’d rather not get fired.

Better than being here.

What?

Nothing. What do you have?

[Jon glares at Gerry as he hands them a few statements.]

All of these are discredited.

Sure, yeah.

[ Tim mentally notes to talk to his Jon when he gets back. Nice to know he's hard working in every universe...? ]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting back to work.

Still useless.

[Jon only grumbles in return. He leaves and shuts the door.]

[ . . . ]

The hell was that about?

Jon wants to do his job even though I keep telling him it’s worthless. Which it is.

Guess it truly is a canon event thing. I'm guessing that's about the whole spooky cursed job-ness of this place?

Yeah. I’m trying to find out how to get them fired.

Oh. That's... smart, actually. I mean, there is a way to quit, but it's pretty gorey and I'm assuming you already know about it and all the unsavoury details.

There’s a what now.

A way to... you didn't know you lot could quit?

I knew it was probably possible, but I didn’t know how. Even then I didn’t know for certain since I only got that info from my mum.

Oh.

Well. You did tell me about my job, if you'd like to know how to leave? "Consider your options", as you said.

Yes. Please.

Right. Thematically fitting, actually, if the stuff about the Eye is right, you basically just have to blind yourself. Apparently destroying the eyes aren't necessary, but it's better to be safe.

…Right. Okay. I… thank you.

No problem. You... need some time to sit on it?

[He sighs.]

Yeah. That’ll be good.

Right. I'll just... be here. Unless you want some privacy.

[ The ultimate awkward move, jazz hands ]

I’d, uh. Prefer privacy.

#tma rp #unreality #rp #archivist gerry #rp chain

Oh, sure. Be back in a bit. I'll go... yeah.

[ Tim pauses a bit in the doorway, gives Gerry a thumbs up, and then leaves ]

[ Tim approaches the garchivist! ]

@how-to-archive-no-glue-no-borax

[Gerry looks up from his papers.]

You doing okay?

Yup! But the artifacts are making these strange buzzing noises and I'm not really sure it's safe to be around them right now.

The artefacts…? I’m pretty sure we didn’t keep any in Document Storage. If Sonja found out she’d probably kill me.

Ah. So they're not supposed to be there. That's concerning! Nice to know your system has something that's more organised than mine.

Small victories.

Er… are you getting hungry, or anything…?

If you have anything to eat that'd actually be great. Haven't had anything since breakfast.

I think there’s something in the breakroom fri—

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Gerard? Do you have a minute?

[ Oh shit ]

Is that Jon?

Yeah. I don’t have anywhere to hide you, so… just play dumb?

[ Thumbs up ]

Come in!

[Jon opens the door. He looks just as scruffy and uncomfortable as Tim’s Jon.]

Gerard, I’ve— oh. Hello, Tim.

Hullo, Jon.

[ Damn, the universal curse of insufferable professionalism ]

…Why are you talking to Gerard?

[ Gerard, who is standing three feet away. Rude much ]

Hmm? Oh, just some things to sort out, follow ups, the whole gig.

[Gerry winces.]

…You’re actually working, now. So— what? Are you not dismissing work as “nonsense time-wasting”, Gerard?

Er… it’s his own personal research…?

Yeah. That.

[ Tim shoots Gerry a confused look ]

…Sure. Either way, I do have work to pass back to you, Gerard. Because unlike you, I do my job.

And I’m still not taking back any of what I said. You’re wasting your time, Jon.

[Jon just scoffs.]

[ Uh-oh, workplace drama! Tim's definitely missed a bunch of office lore. He just sits there awkwardly acting like this is normal ]

I’d rather not get fired.

Better than being here.

What?

Nothing. What do you have?

[Jon glares at Gerry as he hands them a few statements.]

All of these are discredited.

Sure, yeah.

[ Tim mentally notes to talk to his Jon when he gets back. Nice to know he's hard working in every universe...? ]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting back to work.

Still useless.

[Jon only grumbles in return. He leaves and shuts the door.]

[ . . . ]

The hell was that about?

Jon wants to do his job even though I keep telling him it’s worthless. Which it is.

Guess it truly is a canon event thing. I'm guessing that's about the whole spooky cursed job-ness of this place?

Yeah. I’m trying to find out how to get them fired.

Oh. That's... smart, actually. I mean, there is a way to quit, but it's pretty gorey and I'm assuming you already know about it and all the unsavoury details.

There’s a what now.

A way to... you didn't know you lot could quit?

I knew it was probably possible, but I didn’t know how. Even then I didn’t know for certain since I only got that info from my mum.

Oh.

Well. You did tell me about my job, if you'd like to know how to leave? "Consider your options", as you said.

Yes. Please.

Right. Thematically fitting, actually, if the stuff about the Eye is right, you basically just have to blind yourself. Apparently destroying the eyes aren't necessary, but it's better to be safe.

…Right. Okay. I… thank you.

No problem. You... need some time to sit on it?

[He sighs.]

Yeah. That’ll be good.

Right. I'll just... be here. Unless you want some privacy.

[ The ultimate awkward move, jazz hands ]

I’d, uh. Prefer privacy.

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[ Tim approaches the garchivist! ]

@how-to-archive-no-glue-no-borax

[Gerry looks up from his papers.]

You doing okay?

Yup! But the artifacts are making these strange buzzing noises and I'm not really sure it's safe to be around them right now.

The artefacts…? I’m pretty sure we didn’t keep any in Document Storage. If Sonja found out she’d probably kill me.

Ah. So they're not supposed to be there. That's concerning! Nice to know your system has something that's more organised than mine.

Small victories.

Er… are you getting hungry, or anything…?

If you have anything to eat that'd actually be great. Haven't had anything since breakfast.

I think there’s something in the breakroom fri—

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Gerard? Do you have a minute?

[ Oh shit ]

Is that Jon?

Yeah. I don’t have anywhere to hide you, so… just play dumb?

[ Thumbs up ]

Come in!

[Jon opens the door. He looks just as scruffy and uncomfortable as Tim’s Jon.]

Gerard, I’ve— oh. Hello, Tim.

Hullo, Jon.

[ Damn, the universal curse of insufferable professionalism ]

…Why are you talking to Gerard?

[ Gerard, who is standing three feet away. Rude much ]

Hmm? Oh, just some things to sort out, follow ups, the whole gig.

[Gerry winces.]

…You’re actually working, now. So— what? Are you not dismissing work as “nonsense time-wasting”, Gerard?

Er… it’s his own personal research…?

Yeah. That.

[ Tim shoots Gerry a confused look ]

…Sure. Either way, I do have work to pass back to you, Gerard. Because unlike you, I do my job.

And I’m still not taking back any of what I said. You’re wasting your time, Jon.

[Jon just scoffs.]

[ Uh-oh, workplace drama! Tim's definitely missed a bunch of office lore. He just sits there awkwardly acting like this is normal ]

I’d rather not get fired.

Better than being here.

What?

Nothing. What do you have?

[Jon glares at Gerry as he hands them a few statements.]

All of these are discredited.

Sure, yeah.

[ Tim mentally notes to talk to his Jon when he gets back. Nice to know he's hard working in every universe...? ]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting back to work.

Still useless.

[Jon only grumbles in return. He leaves and shuts the door.]

[ . . . ]

The hell was that about?

Jon wants to do his job even though I keep telling him it’s worthless. Which it is.

Guess it truly is a canon event thing. I'm guessing that's about the whole spooky cursed job-ness of this place?

Yeah. I’m trying to find out how to get them fired.

Oh. That's... smart, actually. I mean, there is a way to quit, but it's pretty gorey and I'm assuming you already know about it and all the unsavoury details.

There’s a what now.

A way to... you didn't know you lot could quit?

I knew it was probably possible, but I didn’t know how. Even then I didn’t know for certain since I only got that info from my mum.

Oh.

Well. You did tell me about my job, if you'd like to know how to leave? "Consider your options", as you said.

Yes. Please.

Right. Thematically fitting, actually, if the stuff about the Eye is right, you basically just have to blind yourself. Apparently destroying the eyes aren't necessary, but it's better to be safe.

…Right. Okay. I… thank you.

No problem. You... need some time to sit on it?

[He sighs.]

Yeah. That’ll be good.

[ Tim approaches the garchivist! ]

@how-to-archive-no-glue-no-borax

[Gerry looks up from his papers.]

You doing okay?

Yup! But the artifacts are making these strange buzzing noises and I'm not really sure it's safe to be around them right now.

The artefacts…? I’m pretty sure we didn’t keep any in Document Storage. If Sonja found out she’d probably kill me.

Ah. So they're not supposed to be there. That's concerning! Nice to know your system has something that's more organised than mine.

Small victories.

Er… are you getting hungry, or anything…?

If you have anything to eat that'd actually be great. Haven't had anything since breakfast.

I think there’s something in the breakroom fri—

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Gerard? Do you have a minute?

[ Oh shit ]

Is that Jon?

Yeah. I don’t have anywhere to hide you, so… just play dumb?

[ Thumbs up ]

Come in!

[Jon opens the door. He looks just as scruffy and uncomfortable as Tim’s Jon.]

Gerard, I’ve— oh. Hello, Tim.

Hullo, Jon.

[ Damn, the universal curse of insufferable professionalism ]

…Why are you talking to Gerard?

[ Gerard, who is standing three feet away. Rude much ]

Hmm? Oh, just some things to sort out, follow ups, the whole gig.

[Gerry winces.]

…You’re actually working, now. So— what? Are you not dismissing work as “nonsense time-wasting”, Gerard?

Er… it’s his own personal research…?

Yeah. That.

[ Tim shoots Gerry a confused look ]

…Sure. Either way, I do have work to pass back to you, Gerard. Because unlike you, I do my job.

And I’m still not taking back any of what I said. You’re wasting your time, Jon.

[Jon just scoffs.]

[ Uh-oh, workplace drama! Tim's definitely missed a bunch of office lore. He just sits there awkwardly acting like this is normal ]

I’d rather not get fired.

Better than being here.

What?

Nothing. What do you have?

[Jon glares at Gerry as he hands them a few statements.]

All of these are discredited.

Sure, yeah.

[ Tim mentally notes to talk to his Jon when he gets back. Nice to know he's hard working in every universe...? ]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting back to work.

Still useless.

[Jon only grumbles in return. He leaves and shuts the door.]

[ . . . ]

The hell was that about?

Jon wants to do his job even though I keep telling him it’s worthless. Which it is.

Guess it truly is a canon event thing. I'm guessing that's about the whole spooky cursed job-ness of this place?

Yeah. I’m trying to find out how to get them fired.

Oh. That's... smart, actually. I mean, there is a way to quit, but it's pretty gorey and I'm assuming you already know about it and all the unsavoury details.

There’s a what now.

A way to... you didn't know you lot could quit?

I knew it was probably possible, but I didn’t know how. Even then I didn’t know for certain since I only got that info from my mum.

Oh.

Well. You did tell me about my job, if you'd like to know how to leave? "Consider your options", as you said.

Yes. Please.

Right. Thematically fitting, actually, if the stuff about the Eye is right, you basically just have to blind yourself. Apparently destroying the eyes aren't necessary, but it's better to be safe.

…Right. Okay. I… thank you.

[ Tim approaches the garchivist! ]

@how-to-archive-no-glue-no-borax

[Gerry looks up from his papers.]

You doing okay?

Yup! But the artifacts are making these strange buzzing noises and I'm not really sure it's safe to be around them right now.

The artefacts…? I’m pretty sure we didn’t keep any in Document Storage. If Sonja found out she’d probably kill me.

Ah. So they're not supposed to be there. That's concerning! Nice to know your system has something that's more organised than mine.

Small victories.

Er… are you getting hungry, or anything…?

If you have anything to eat that'd actually be great. Haven't had anything since breakfast.

I think there’s something in the breakroom fri—

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Gerard? Do you have a minute?

[ Oh shit ]

Is that Jon?

Yeah. I don’t have anywhere to hide you, so… just play dumb?

[ Thumbs up ]

Come in!

[Jon opens the door. He looks just as scruffy and uncomfortable as Tim’s Jon.]

Gerard, I’ve— oh. Hello, Tim.

Hullo, Jon.

[ Damn, the universal curse of insufferable professionalism ]

…Why are you talking to Gerard?

[ Gerard, who is standing three feet away. Rude much ]

Hmm? Oh, just some things to sort out, follow ups, the whole gig.

[Gerry winces.]

…You’re actually working, now. So— what? Are you not dismissing work as “nonsense time-wasting”, Gerard?

Er… it’s his own personal research…?

Yeah. That.

[ Tim shoots Gerry a confused look ]

…Sure. Either way, I do have work to pass back to you, Gerard. Because unlike you, I do my job.

And I’m still not taking back any of what I said. You’re wasting your time, Jon.

[Jon just scoffs.]

[ Uh-oh, workplace drama! Tim's definitely missed a bunch of office lore. He just sits there awkwardly acting like this is normal ]

I’d rather not get fired.

Better than being here.

What?

Nothing. What do you have?

[Jon glares at Gerry as he hands them a few statements.]

All of these are discredited.

Sure, yeah.

[ Tim mentally notes to talk to his Jon when he gets back. Nice to know he's hard working in every universe...? ]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting back to work.

Still useless.

[Jon only grumbles in return. He leaves and shuts the door.]

[ . . . ]

The hell was that about?

Jon wants to do his job even though I keep telling him it’s worthless. Which it is.

Guess it truly is a canon event thing. I'm guessing that's about the whole spooky cursed job-ness of this place?

Yeah. I’m trying to find out how to get them fired.

Oh. That's... smart, actually. I mean, there is a way to quit, but it's pretty gorey and I'm assuming you already know about it and all the unsavoury details.

There’s a what now.

A way to... you didn't know you lot could quit?

I knew it was probably possible, but I didn’t know how. Even then I didn’t know for certain since I only got that info from my mum.

Oh.

Well. You did tell me about my job, if you'd like to know how to leave? "Consider your options", as you said.

Yes. Please.

[ Tim approaches the garchivist! ]

@how-to-archive-no-glue-no-borax

[Gerry looks up from his papers.]

You doing okay?

Yup! But the artifacts are making these strange buzzing noises and I'm not really sure it's safe to be around them right now.

The artefacts…? I’m pretty sure we didn’t keep any in Document Storage. If Sonja found out she’d probably kill me.

Ah. So they're not supposed to be there. That's concerning! Nice to know your system has something that's more organised than mine.

Small victories.

Er… are you getting hungry, or anything…?

If you have anything to eat that'd actually be great. Haven't had anything since breakfast.

I think there’s something in the breakroom fri—

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Gerard? Do you have a minute?

[ Oh shit ]

Is that Jon?

Yeah. I don’t have anywhere to hide you, so… just play dumb?

[ Thumbs up ]

Come in!

[Jon opens the door. He looks just as scruffy and uncomfortable as Tim’s Jon.]

Gerard, I’ve— oh. Hello, Tim.

Hullo, Jon.

[ Damn, the universal curse of insufferable professionalism ]

…Why are you talking to Gerard?

[ Gerard, who is standing three feet away. Rude much ]

Hmm? Oh, just some things to sort out, follow ups, the whole gig.

[Gerry winces.]

…You’re actually working, now. So— what? Are you not dismissing work as “nonsense time-wasting”, Gerard?

Er… it’s his own personal research…?

Yeah. That.

[ Tim shoots Gerry a confused look ]

…Sure. Either way, I do have work to pass back to you, Gerard. Because unlike you, I do my job.

And I’m still not taking back any of what I said. You’re wasting your time, Jon.

[Jon just scoffs.]

[ Uh-oh, workplace drama! Tim's definitely missed a bunch of office lore. He just sits there awkwardly acting like this is normal ]

I’d rather not get fired.

Better than being here.

What?

Nothing. What do you have?

[Jon glares at Gerry as he hands them a few statements.]

All of these are discredited.

Sure, yeah.

[ Tim mentally notes to talk to his Jon when he gets back. Nice to know he's hard working in every universe...? ]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting back to work.

Still useless.

[Jon only grumbles in return. He leaves and shuts the door.]

[ . . . ]

The hell was that about?

Jon wants to do his job even though I keep telling him it’s worthless. Which it is.

Guess it truly is a canon event thing. I'm guessing that's about the whole spooky cursed job-ness of this place?

Yeah. I’m trying to find out how to get them fired.

Oh. That's... smart, actually. I mean, there is a way to quit, but it's pretty gorey and I'm assuming you already know about it and all the unsavoury details.

There’s a what now.

A way to... you didn't know you lot could quit?

I knew it was probably possible, but I didn’t know how. Even then I didn’t know for certain since I only got that info from my mum.

[ Tim approaches the garchivist! ]

@how-to-archive-no-glue-no-borax

[Gerry looks up from his papers.]

You doing okay?

Yup! But the artifacts are making these strange buzzing noises and I'm not really sure it's safe to be around them right now.

The artefacts…? I’m pretty sure we didn’t keep any in Document Storage. If Sonja found out she’d probably kill me.

Ah. So they're not supposed to be there. That's concerning! Nice to know your system has something that's more organised than mine.

Small victories.

Er… are you getting hungry, or anything…?

If you have anything to eat that'd actually be great. Haven't had anything since breakfast.

I think there’s something in the breakroom fri—

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Gerard? Do you have a minute?

[ Oh shit ]

Is that Jon?

Yeah. I don’t have anywhere to hide you, so… just play dumb?

[ Thumbs up ]

Come in!

[Jon opens the door. He looks just as scruffy and uncomfortable as Tim’s Jon.]

Gerard, I’ve— oh. Hello, Tim.

Hullo, Jon.

[ Damn, the universal curse of insufferable professionalism ]

…Why are you talking to Gerard?

[ Gerard, who is standing three feet away. Rude much ]

Hmm? Oh, just some things to sort out, follow ups, the whole gig.

[Gerry winces.]

…You’re actually working, now. So— what? Are you not dismissing work as “nonsense time-wasting”, Gerard?

Er… it’s his own personal research…?

Yeah. That.

[ Tim shoots Gerry a confused look ]

…Sure. Either way, I do have work to pass back to you, Gerard. Because unlike you, I do my job.

And I’m still not taking back any of what I said. You’re wasting your time, Jon.

[Jon just scoffs.]

[ Uh-oh, workplace drama! Tim's definitely missed a bunch of office lore. He just sits there awkwardly acting like this is normal ]

I’d rather not get fired.

Better than being here.

What?

Nothing. What do you have?

[Jon glares at Gerry as he hands them a few statements.]

All of these are discredited.

Sure, yeah.

[ Tim mentally notes to talk to his Jon when he gets back. Nice to know he's hard working in every universe...? ]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting back to work.

Still useless.

[Jon only grumbles in return. He leaves and shuts the door.]

[ . . . ]

The hell was that about?

Jon wants to do his job even though I keep telling him it’s worthless. Which it is.

Guess it truly is a canon event thing. I'm guessing that's about the whole spooky cursed job-ness of this place?

Yeah. I’m trying to find out how to get them fired.

Oh. That's... smart, actually. I mean, there is a way to quit, but it's pretty gorey and I'm assuming you already know about it and all the unsavoury details.

There’s a what now.

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[ Tim approaches the garchivist! ]

@how-to-archive-no-glue-no-borax

[Gerry looks up from his papers.]

You doing okay?

Yup! But the artifacts are making these strange buzzing noises and I'm not really sure it's safe to be around them right now.

The artefacts…? I’m pretty sure we didn’t keep any in Document Storage. If Sonja found out she’d probably kill me.

Ah. So they're not supposed to be there. That's concerning! Nice to know your system has something that's more organised than mine.

Small victories.

Er… are you getting hungry, or anything…?

If you have anything to eat that'd actually be great. Haven't had anything since breakfast.

I think there’s something in the breakroom fri—

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Gerard? Do you have a minute?

[ Oh shit ]

Is that Jon?

Yeah. I don’t have anywhere to hide you, so… just play dumb?

[ Thumbs up ]

Come in!

[Jon opens the door. He looks just as scruffy and uncomfortable as Tim’s Jon.]

Gerard, I’ve— oh. Hello, Tim.

Hullo, Jon.

[ Damn, the universal curse of insufferable professionalism ]

…Why are you talking to Gerard?

[ Gerard, who is standing three feet away. Rude much ]

Hmm? Oh, just some things to sort out, follow ups, the whole gig.

[Gerry winces.]

…You’re actually working, now. So— what? Are you not dismissing work as “nonsense time-wasting”, Gerard?

Er… it’s his own personal research…?

Yeah. That.

[ Tim shoots Gerry a confused look ]

…Sure. Either way, I do have work to pass back to you, Gerard. Because unlike you, I do my job.

And I’m still not taking back any of what I said. You’re wasting your time, Jon.

[Jon just scoffs.]

[ Uh-oh, workplace drama! Tim's definitely missed a bunch of office lore. He just sits there awkwardly acting like this is normal ]

I’d rather not get fired.

Better than being here.

What?

Nothing. What do you have?

[Jon glares at Gerry as he hands them a few statements.]

All of these are discredited.

Sure, yeah.

[ Tim mentally notes to talk to his Jon when he gets back. Nice to know he's hard working in every universe...? ]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting back to work.

Still useless.

[Jon only grumbles in return. He leaves and shuts the door.]

[ . . . ]

The hell was that about?

Jon wants to do his job even though I keep telling him it’s worthless. Which it is.

Guess it truly is a canon event thing. I'm guessing that's about the whole spooky cursed job-ness of this place?

Yeah. I’m trying to find out how to get them fired.

[ Tim approaches the garchivist! ]

@how-to-archive-no-glue-no-borax

[Gerry looks up from his papers.]

You doing okay?

Yup! But the artifacts are making these strange buzzing noises and I'm not really sure it's safe to be around them right now.

The artefacts…? I’m pretty sure we didn’t keep any in Document Storage. If Sonja found out she’d probably kill me.

Ah. So they're not supposed to be there. That's concerning! Nice to know your system has something that's more organised than mine.

Small victories.

Er… are you getting hungry, or anything…?

If you have anything to eat that'd actually be great. Haven't had anything since breakfast.

I think there’s something in the breakroom fri—

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Gerard? Do you have a minute?

[ Oh shit ]

Is that Jon?

Yeah. I don’t have anywhere to hide you, so… just play dumb?

[ Thumbs up ]

Come in!

[Jon opens the door. He looks just as scruffy and uncomfortable as Tim’s Jon.]

Gerard, I’ve— oh. Hello, Tim.

Hullo, Jon.

[ Damn, the universal curse of insufferable professionalism ]

…Why are you talking to Gerard?

[ Gerard, who is standing three feet away. Rude much ]

Hmm? Oh, just some things to sort out, follow ups, the whole gig.

[Gerry winces.]

…You’re actually working, now. So— what? Are you not dismissing work as “nonsense time-wasting”, Gerard?

Er… it’s his own personal research…?

Yeah. That.

[ Tim shoots Gerry a confused look ]

…Sure. Either way, I do have work to pass back to you, Gerard. Because unlike you, I do my job.

And I’m still not taking back any of what I said. You’re wasting your time, Jon.

[Jon just scoffs.]

[ Uh-oh, workplace drama! Tim's definitely missed a bunch of office lore. He just sits there awkwardly acting like this is normal ]

I’d rather not get fired.

Better than being here.

What?

Nothing. What do you have?

[Jon glares at Gerry as he hands them a few statements.]

All of these are discredited.

Sure, yeah.

[ Tim mentally notes to talk to his Jon when he gets back. Nice to know he's hard working in every universe...? ]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting back to work.

Still useless.

[Jon only grumbles in return. He leaves and shuts the door.]

[ . . . ]

The hell was that about?

Jon wants to do his job even though I keep telling him it’s worthless. Which it is.