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I dont think ive had a bigger smile on my face then watching this Off Topic with Ray.
It just feels so nostalgic. Introducing Ray to new AH stuff. Reminiscing on old AH content. Its all just so wholesome. Im glad Ray was able to reunite with the boys to talk, even if its just this once for a long while. He slipped right back in.
me, @all the rayters (ray haters):
my bed is the only safe place in the universe. everywhere else is too loud and too much!!!

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GORE SENTENCE STARTERS.
* heavily triggered sentences, read & reblog with caution !!
ā The blood felt warm and sticky between my fingers. ā ā Iām busy digging the dry blood and fleshy skin from under my nails right now. ā ā Cut me open and finger my incision. ā ā Letās cut his face off and wear it around the town. ā ā I never knew it would take this long to skin a human body. ā ā Hand me that drill over there, will you? ā ā Look at you, bleeding all over my new carpet! ā ā Oh, Iāll make you scream for me alright. ā ā There are maggots all over his face! Get them off! ā ā Can we fill the pool up with their blood then take a swim in it? ā ā You smell that? Thatās the smell of decompsed bodies! ā ā Hang āem upside down, slice āem and watch the blood pour on me. ā ā You gotta drill āem right in the center of their forehead. ā ā Lick the blood from my fingers, unless youāre too chicken. ā ā Put the gloves on and help me remove these organs now! ā ā I dissect humanās in my basement for fun. ā ā Iām performing a surgery right now, care to join or better yet, watch? ā ā You ever eat a brain? No? Well, youāre eating one now. ā ā I have prepared brain for dinner tonight, hope you like⦠ā ā I prefer the human organs to eat over other species. ā ā Look, I cut if off their body for a souviner. ā ā I carve out their eyeballs and keep them for souviners. ā ā I spent all night making this mess, why would I want to clean it up? ā ā Fill those jars up with water, weāre going to put the organs in them. ā ā Alright, what organ are we taking from this one? ā ā You look so good with all that blood splatter on your face. ā ā This tub is used for fresh blood to bathe in. Cleanses the pores. ā ā I love to kiss those dead, cold lips! ā ā Iād rather kiss the dead guy than kiss you! ā ā Blood has such a sweet taste to it! Mmmm! Yummy! ā ā Iām sorry, what was that? You canāt speak clearly without your tongue? ā ā Ever play soccer with an eyeball before? Itās a lot easier for it to go flat⦠ā ā I will cut your heart out and eat it, just like you did to me! ā ā That rat bastard got me back, slipped on his brains and fell! ā ā Iām sorry, I canāt stop laughing at the girl talking with no tongue! Itās too funny! ā ā Be careful in there! Thereās brains and blood everywhere! ā ā Go on and cut me, go on! Do it! Do it already! ā ā Iām going to mail your feet to the floor so you donāt run away again! ā ā Stop screaming, iām trying to carve our names into your skin! ā ā I just wanted to carve a heart in his skin but he wouldnāt stop screaming! ā ā Go on and scream all you want! No one can hear you down here! ā ā There are fifty fucking paint buckets full of blood in here! ā ā I love the thick flesh under my nails when I claw them to death! ā ā Picking chuncks of flesh and meat from your teeth again? ā ā Guns arenāt any fun! Theyāre too quick! ā ā Killing with a gun is like getting off in two seconds! Itās boring! ā ā I got a knife with your name on it, if youāre up for it. ā ā After I kill you, Iām going to eat every organ in your body! ā ā I just want to get to the spleen of the stomach before noon today. ā ā I will slice you right down the middle, right here in front of everybody! ā ā I enjoy the sounds you make when Iām strangling you. ā ā I strangle people because that sound is sensational to hear. ā ā Leave the mess, never clean up parts of your finest work. ā ā I dug my nails so far into their skin I drew blood, then I licked it up. ā ā I shoved my thumbs into his eye sockets! ā ā Look, how do I look? Like the new face? ā ā All this blood came from just one body! ā ā Letās go! Weāve got to move all these bodies tonight! ā ā I told you to stop sleeping with the dead bodies! ā ā Why is there a brain in your fridge? Is it.. from a human? ā ā Can you believe my knife went dull on me while I was stabbing away back there? ā ā Where is all the knives? Did you use them all? Again? ā ā What is that? Oh my, oh my god, what is that? Please tell me itās not.. ā ā Iāve got a human heart in a shoe box, would like to see? ā ā I could see his heart when they shot him with the shot gun. ā ā How are you still alive? I can see your ribcage! ā ā When we get married, weāre tying dead bodies to our bumper instead of cans! ā ā I always wanted to go on a killing spree with some backseat hostages! ā ā Can I finger the punctured hole! Just one time please! ā ā How are they still alive? I can see theyāre ribcage! ā ā Wow, I can see your bone! Iām going to touch it, just once! ā ā No offense but I really wanted to listen to music while sawing these limbs off. ā ā Iām going to beat you with this sawed off limb, here I come! Iām coming, you better run! ā
Ā Ā ā i get āem from you, mostly, so not reallyā but thatās mean! ā he punches rayās shoulderā somewhat hard, but mostly playfully. although, heās pretty sure he has said something like that in the past. he does take the items given, starting to get impatient. ā come on, rayā if you wanna do all that shit then letās road. why do you even need the gun out right now, anyway? ā
āĀ Ā Ā causeĀ iĀ wannaĀ lookĀ likeĀ aĀ fuckingĀ badassĀ drivingĀ yourĀ car,Ā Ā Ā donātĀ beĀ dumb.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā theyĀ peelĀ outĀ ofĀ theĀ garageĀ messierĀ thanĀ rayĀ wouldāveĀ likedĀ butĀ theĀ carĀ handlesĀ extremelyĀ well,Ā Ā Ā Ā itĀ crawlĀ alongĀ theĀ pavementĀ andĀ purrsĀ underĀ hisĀ hands:Ā Ā Ā Ā itāsĀ sexyĀ asĀ fuck.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā rayĀ grinsĀ andĀ rollsĀ downĀ bothĀ windows,Ā Ā getsĀ someĀ musicĀ going.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā hey ,Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā iĀ thoughtĀ youĀ likedĀ itĀ whenĀ iāmĀ mean.Ā Ā thatās,Ā Ā like,Ā Ā yourĀ thingĀ right.Ā Ā Ā iĀ likeĀ bullyingĀ yourĀ dumbĀ ass.Ā Ā Ā ā
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sb:Ā describes their muse beautifully w/ some poetics thrown inĀ Ā me:Ā Ā adult acne, bowl cut and an ugly ass hoodieĀ Ā

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Ā ā so iād buy you some with weed in it, jack arse. ā he didnāt know where heād get itā he only goes to ray for literally everything. he didnāt have to do it, though, so it was fine. he slid into his passenger seat. almost everything was fuckinā solid goldā the steering wheel, the dash, the rearview mirrorā everything except for the seats. they were a nice black leather. gavin knew when too much was too much. (and he already testing full gold with another carā and he loves it, but he wasnāt going to let other people drive that one). ā probablyā you can get anything for the right price. purple would probably be easier to find, though. ā
ā Ā Ā gav,Ā Ā Ā doĀ youĀ evenĀ knowĀ howĀ buyingĀ drugsĀ works?Ā Ā Ā weĀ shouldĀ justĀ printĀ moreĀ money,Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā rayĀ mimesĀ gavināsĀ accent,Ā Ā throwingĀ openĀ hisĀ bag.Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā thatāsĀ someĀ dumbĀ shitĀ youādĀ say.Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā heĀ fishesĀ aroundĀ insideĀ it,Ā Ā firstĀ givingĀ gavinĀ aĀ glock,Ā hisĀ juul,Ā Ā andĀ aĀ canĀ ofĀ pepsi.Ā Ā Ā Ā with that settled,Ā ray pushed the car to start and immediately took the can of pepsi back.Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā priorities,Ā gav.Ā Ā Ā see;Ā Ā weĀ couldaĀ stoppedĀ atĀ myĀ plugsĀ houseĀ forĀ weedĀ ---Ā withĀ textingĀ himĀ andĀ gettingĀ thereĀ thatāsĀ anĀ hourĀ outĀ ofĀ theĀ way.Ā Ā Ā obviouslyĀ weĀ gottaĀ stopĀ atĀ sevĀ forĀ moreĀ juulĀ andĀ aĀ drink.Ā Ā thatāsĀ anotherĀ half - hour.Ā iām a smart bitch so I always have a plan.Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā heās overselling his game,Ā he knows it.Ā Ā but gav was so naively out of his own head that heād believe anything ray says.Ā Ā ray just has to sell it.
i have no concept of time so daylight savings doesnt fool me
he let ray fumble around, smiling a little as he did it. and they say gavinās the dumb bastard. ā come onā iāll buy you a new one. ā whether that meant another juul, or even another fuckinā car,heād do it. heād literally probably do anything ray wanted him to. he tossed his keys at rayā whether he caught them or not would be a different story. ā letās goā i wanna get there before the fish die of old age. ā
āĀ Ā Ā mineās got weed in it,Ā Ā you dumb bitch.Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā miss him with that sugar daddy shit.Ā Ā rayĀ finds his keys in his sweaterĀ && immediately unlocks his car,Ā Ā sneering playfully at gav.Ā Ā he ducks inside and immediately procures a black backpack,Ā singling it over his shoulder.Ā Ā they couldnāt just show up to some place without heat right?Ā Ā heās caught up with gav before he even makes it to his own car and jumps in the driver side.Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā fuck.Ā Ā isĀ thisĀ theĀ dumbĀ shitĀ youĀ spendĀ yourĀ moneyĀ on?Ā Ā Ā thisĀ isĀ sharp,Ā Ā dude.Ā Ā doĀ youĀ thinkĀ theyĀ haveĀ thisĀ velvetĀ inĀ shit - brown?Ā Ā whatĀ aboutĀ royalĀ purple?Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā ā ⦠ yeah, but iām not making ryan take me to dinner. ā not that he expected it to happen, but the thought of dressing ray up was still very exciting. like he saidā no one let him do that shit but sometimes ryanā and most times not even then. but ray ! he had such potential, but he hates himself and the lime light, so it never really goes anywhere. but gavin could make him look so good. probably. in his eyes, anyways. ā fine. next time weāre going to eat at some rooftop county club shit, though. and youāre gonna have to let me get you a different sweatshirt or jacket or something. for your comfort moreso than mine. ā after looking at it, it really wasnāt in any state to even be going to red lobster. but, again, he wasnāt about to force anything.
ray is not given enough credit for not offing gavin at least twiceĀ day.Ā Ā all of that sounded atrocious.Ā itās probably all the trauma from middle school,Ā ill - fitting suites and dates that had only asked him as a joke.Ā Ā but gavin doesnāt need to know that dumb shit and so he just keeps his mouth shut until they get to the car garage,Ā Ā in which ray immediately bee - lines is for his purple mercedes,Ā wrenching his arm back.Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā uh,Ā Ā brb.Ā Ā iāmĀ gonnaĀ getĀ myĀ juul,Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā ray,Ā finger - gunning,Ā backedĀ intoĀ hisĀ carĀ andĀ triedĀ toĀ open it.Ā Ā he wrenches on the door again,Ā and even though itās locked he does it again.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Ā Ā hey,Ā Ā vav:Ā Ā Ā whoĀ amĀ i?Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ray,Ā inĀ typicalĀ rayĀ fashion,Ā Ā throwsĀ himselfĀ atĀ hisĀ carĀ andĀ rollsĀ againstĀ theĀ windowĀ ofĀ hisĀ lockedĀ car,Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā letĀ meĀ iiiiin!Ā Ā leeeetĀ meeeĀ Ā iiiiiiinĀ !Ā Ā ā

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Who wants to live forever? Ā Ā Ā Ā Thereās no chance for us. Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Itās all decided for us.
ā„ Ā Ā Ā NON - SEXUAL Ā ACTS Ā OF Ā DOMINANCE .Ā
feel free to edit or elaborate as you please . Ā ( addĀ Ā ā reverseĀ ā Ā to your message if youād like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my museās reaction to Ā ā¦
[ lit ]Ā your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine .Ā
[ order ] Ā your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .
[ guide ] Ā your muse putting a hand on mineās back to lead them .
[ pay ]Ā your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )
[ open ]Ā your muse opening a door for mine .
[ dry ] Ā your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc .Ā
[ instruct ]Ā your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do .Ā
[ groom ]Ā your muse adjusting mineās appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc .Ā
[ direct ]Ā your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .
[ disagree ]Ā your muse sternly telling mine Ā ā no āĀ .
[ rest ]Ā your muse resting their arm over mineās shoulder / s .
[ clean ] Ā your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mineās cheek , forehead , etc . Ā feel free to specify what and how .Ā
[ answer ]Ā your muse answering a question meant for mine .Ā
[ coat ] Ā your muse holds mineās coat out for them while they put it on .
[ pilot ]Ā your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them .Ā
[ stare ] Ā your muse staring mine down .Ā
[ placement ]Ā your muse telling mine to sit down .
[ teach ] Ā your muse taking control of mineās hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly . Ā
[ patience ]Ā your muse telling mine to be patient .
[ tears ] Ā your muse wiping away mineās tears .
[ swat ] Ā your muse swatting mineās hand away from something theyāre not supposed to touch .Ā Ā
[ jewelry Ā ] Ā your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings .Ā
[ enough ]Ā your muse commanding mine to stop talking .Ā
[ retrieve ] Ā your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .
[ invite ]Ā your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .
[ lean ] Ā your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while theyāre sitting or laying together .Ā
[ calm ] Ā your muse telling mine to Ā ā just breatheĀ ā .
[ scold ] Ā your muse scolding mine for something .
[ comfort ] Ā your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .
[ approval ] Ā your muse complimenting mine on a choice theyāve made .
[ beckon ]Ā your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking .Ā
[ laces ]Ā your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .
[ stay ]Ā your muse telling mine to stay in the car .Ā
[ defend ] Ā your muse defending mineās reputation , dignity , or safety for them .Ā
[ feed ] Ā your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .
[ volume ] Ā your muse demanding mine speak louder .
[ read ] Ā your muse reading something to mine .
[ refill ] Ā your muse refilling mineās glass for them .Ā
[ possessive ] Ā your muse resting their hand on mineās leg or the small of their back while theyāre sitting beside each other .Ā