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I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.
Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”
I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.
#mygrandfathercock
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oh. my bad.
Happy 24-6-01!
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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe
christian pitcher throws a christian baby
failing a saw trap and as the life drains from your body you hear the oompa loompas come out and start singing
oompa loompa doompity dame
wake up, it’s time to play a game
oompa loompa doompity dife
you don’t value your own life
the device on your head is the reverse bear trap
tears your jaw open with just a snap
find the key before it’s too late
it’s hidden in the stomach of your dead cellmate
(i wonder if he’s really dead)
oompa loompa doompity do
one minute on the clock for you
if you go free you will rejoice
live or die, make your oompa loompa doompity choice!
Choose a haircut for Kira.
Butch Cut
Frosted Tips
Bob with the Bang
Tonsure
I swear to god if he keeps asking me these fucking stupid polls I'm just going to kill him manually. Now, I think I'll say frosted tips, since... no, he's not asking what Kira would choose, he's asking what I would choose for Kira. Right? And obviously I'd rather confess to being Kira than have to, eugh, ask for clarification. Okay, think... got it.
"You are completely out of leads, aren't you."
"Nah, I'm just fucking with you at this point. Now we're just hanging out."
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is this anything
𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑?
It's clearly casting moonbeam, you uncultured fireball-brained wizard.
It’s clearly casting
moonbeam, you uncultured
fireball-brained wizard.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
it's kind of giving moldy mario
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
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This post keeps making me cry laughingg
I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.
Maybe your tongue is toothpaste flavored?
The rest of my mouth doesn't taste like toothpaste though. Like it's very clearly concentrated in the teeth.
For the record, it lasted for about 36 hours in total. Still no idea what that was about but okay
someone was brushing your teeth when you weren't looking.
...for 36 hours?
i had a lot of time on my hands
i mean they
@funnier-as-a-system
