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Just me and my ice coffee in this hard world

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

I have never seen a gif so expertly used

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

yES

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

Chillin

130% density to 70% density, to 180% density.

FLOOF REFINED