Jamie_Who?

if i post these i'll have more motivation to then actually finish this series off

Like Ostap was beaten so badly at the border that he went blind, and Kisa is still alive and well (they both haven't aged at all) and they cross paths again and Kisa is in shock and all that, he thought that he killed Ostap, but like the yoke of Ostap's intellect and a little mysticism and he decides not to run away from a little lost Ostap and now their balance of power has evened out a little. But not too much, because Ostap, on some kind of anime intuition, still senses a lot and scares Kisa, and sometimes he even thinks that Ostap is pretending, but at the same time it doesn't really seem like it, and why would he... and so they hang out together with a bunch of rom-com moments, when Kisa is stuck in a soap opera stupor, and Ostap says "I know what you're doing" because he's being silent too loudly. And all his mistakes are still discovered and he gets a beating. And then at one point, for some reason, Ostap genderswapped into a woman who was going to wash herself, and Kisa had put her clothes in the wrong place again, she couldn't find them that easily, and she, naked, not embarrassed at all, walked around the house and scolded him for his mismanagement, and Kisa simultaneously stared and understood that even like this, he was even more afraid of her lol

“A Profitable Position “ ( Written by Aleksander Ostrovsky) 

“The Marriage of Figaro“