thanks

when people are like “this villain is a bad person” and i have to be like “that’s the entire point of a villain”

ive said it before & ill say it again A doll made with the intention of being creepy will never be as creepy as a poorly-aged doll who was made to be loved & played with !!! the doll cant be haunted if you got it new at the halloween store motherfucker!! give a baby doll 50 years of love & memories and itll curdle the gel inside your eyeballs

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

when guys grab your chin to make you look up at them?? wowie

how are you not going to give me pussy after I notorized your fishing license application