WATCH ME RISE

You have to battle me.

With only one pokemon.

Don’t be so dramatic. I promise I won’t send it to them, on one condition.

Don’t worry your pretty little head about me, you’ll risk getting stressed and underperforming on your next battle, and it might be against me. ;]

You missed this one.

Bro give me a second I’m rolling a [CENSORED] and I dropped some hot sauce on it by accident and decided I’m turning this into an experiment

Okay, fine, I set myself up for that one, but if you keep flexing I’ll tell your sponsors you put my baller [CENSORED] posts on your blog.

The moment I dropped hot sauce on my spliff. That was my eureka moment. The gears of invention start moving in my impressive brain and I can’t do anything but to go with the flow, like the air conditioner guy before me, whatever his name was. I’m now a slave to the sciences. You’ll get your chance to shine too, Leon, don’t be envious.

I thought you would be eager to support innovation. I see how it is.