🥝it’s time to hajima🥝

Me: wow I’m so gay Me: how can someone be this gay Me: girls are so hot Me: I’m very fucking gay Me: the gayest of all Me: girls girls girls Me: gay is my middle name Me: gay af Me: *is actually bisexual*

I was not ready

unmute this

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

if this isn’t my entire life i don’t know what is!!!!!!

you wanna kiss? a fucking smooch? a godfuckingdamn peck on the lips? id be happy to oblige

Italian mobster voice

Worst and most surreal time of the week is Sunday afternoons when you’re like hyper aware of your insignificance and nothingness there has to be a name for this phenomenon

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty