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We’ve run out of food and he’s still not full

Mom where did all the foo go in the idk sons I swear I bought some a lot of groceries yesterday check the pantry mom there’s nothing in here either really I bought enough snacks to fill the pantry up and all the sodas, juices, and water just disappeared but wheres dad at idk let’s go find him they find him on the couch dad did you eat all the food and snacks in and drinks in the house nooo sons then explain this big bloated belly they poke it ummm had a big lunch and why are there empty soda, water, and juices ok yall got me I got hungry and I ate all the stuffed but I’m still hungry what’s for dinner

Well, don’t get angry now, fatso. It’s obvious you’re a bit hangry from not eating for a few minutes now. It’s not our fault you’re not making any money with modelling these days anymore. Maybe you can let your fat rolls photograph to put them on the wall as artistic pigtures in a bakery, ‘cause you’re looking soft as dough and you’re swelling up as yeast, you greedy piggy. Buy this fat slob some lunch before he gets even more angry and creates an earthquake with his enormous obese body.