Adaar trash golem

A hulking paladin voiced in your best Patrick Warburton impression who uses the names of obscure polearms as expletives

A ranger who aspires to be a fashion designer, and hunts rare beasts to obtain their hides and fur for use in dressmaking

What initially appears to be a dwarven runecaster with a badger familiar, but it turns out it’s actually the badger who’s the runecaster, and the dwarf is her personal assistant

A compulsively stealthy rogue who insists that all their thievery is in support of a sick relative; it’s not entirely clear whether there’s one sick relative or many involved, as the details change every time they tell it

A bard outlawed from their home village after making a pun so terrible that it killed the blacksmith

A swashbuckling fighter who enjoys lavish hospitality on account of their fearsome reputation, but is secretly just very skilled at stage combat and can’t actually fight their way out of a wet paper bag

A star pact warlock with maxed out Bluff impersonating a cleric of a benevolent sun god

“Bardiche!” (contemptuous disbelief)

“Bec de corbin!” (surprise)

“Fauchard!” (dismissal)

“Guisarme-voulge!” (mild indignation)

secretary (2002) directed by  steven shainberg

Souver'inan isala hamin

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!