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peace between enemies is always hard but it must be extremely hard between warring cannibal tribes. It's difficult enough to know someone killed your uncle but knowing he ate him and shit him out must be absolutely unbearable.

you are what you eat so that guy is technically your uncle now.

The world's very last smol bean was harvested this morning

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op