Becky Sauerbrunn: Kelley is late. Again.
Christen Press: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Alex Morgan: I printed up that fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Emily Sonnett: I set her clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Ashlyn Harris: We may have overdone it.
Kelley O'Hara *bursting through the doors*: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!


















