Just Watch Me

I’m definitely not the posting kind, or the responding kind. I’m not that into social media, and the only reason I ever made this account was because one of my employees told me it would be good for business. Fiancee? I must be completely out of it. I knew you and Lorelei were dating, but not engaged. But congrats on that. She is a very interesting person. I bet there is never a dull moment with her. And yea, though I won’t be able to stop anyone from opening up another bar and try to push me out. Hopefully Maxen can help me with that if it ever happens.

Was that employee right? Has it helped the business as much as they thought it might? You know... Lor and I have been engaged for most of the time we’ve been dating... over a year now actually, before you got married I think, but I’ll take the congratulations. We’ve never exactly advertised it. She’s never dull. She’s anything but... Most interesting person I know, really. Is Maxen still working for the mechanic’s or is he at the bar with you now?

Really? Do you mean that? I feel like a night out for dinner would be lovely sometimes, but I’ve been so apprehensive about leaving her alone with anyone but Elijah. Still don’t know that I’m ready emotionally to leave her haha, but please come over anytime to visit in the meantime!

I never joke about babysitting... I wouldn’t do that to you. And I’ll come for a visit this weekend... if you’re free, of course. Don’t want to intrude.

I can usually sneak in four hours between her waking up. I try to let Elijah take over, but she’s still nursing, so I sort of have to be there for that haha

Are you spending your days on naps then? Baby naps, you nap... like a group activity. When you’re ready for a babysitter, let me know. If you need a break or something, I could help you have a night out. I’m a great uncle.

It’s wonderful. Haha, just a little now, but I don’t mind.

How much is a little?

Yea, I realized that I’ve only made a couple of post on here, while people make a lot. And plus with the influx of people, I feel it would be good business to reintroduced myself. Yea, I bet the mayor is pleased. Maxen and I are fantastic. Just enjoying married life really. How are you?

Same with me though. Maybe I'm not the posting kind. I leave that to my fiancee. She's always got a million things to say. And I suppose it is good business, make the customers feel welcome. Helps you beat out any competition.

Haha, well I’m glad it’s enjoyed. How are you?

I’m always well. You know me. How’s motherhood? Getting any sleep yet?

I will channel Alexis Colby and put on the performance of a lifetime. How dare you think this is a laughing matter. Don’t you know who I am? Don’t make me get into a cat fight with the mayor after I throw this very expensive champagne into her face.

Yes. When don’t I want them? I can eat them all day, everyday. When I can’t chew anymore I want it injected straight into my stomach.

I’m bored with this town. Lets go somewhere far away for a week or three.

If you're Alexis, who do I have to be in this Dynasty fantasy? Because it is really tempting to see this cat fight, but not so tempting to lose my job. Don't get me fired, Morticia. I wouldn't be able to keep you in the luxury you've grown accustomed to.

Two orders of fries on the way. Both for you.

I missed paying my bill by thirty minutes and my power was shut off. I thought there was a grace period for this kind of shit.

Let me know if you need any strings pulled to keep things running. I have an in.

I feel like a new introduction has been long overdue. Hey most of you know me as the guy who owns Duel. I’m Stephen, and if you don’t know what Duel is, you should really come and check it out. It’s a nice little bar ran by me and just recently my husband, Maxen. Anyway, I’ve lived here for over two years and I love here. So if you don’t know me, don’t be afraid to get to know me, and if you do know me, I don’t mind get reacquainted with you.

Are we having to go around introducing ourselves again on this thing? I guess there has been an influx of new folks lately, I guess. I wonder what that’s about. The mayor’s very pleased though... Anything to bring new people to Havenoaks. How are you and Maxen?

It’s just… a lot… and overwhelming, and far from appropriate.

Now I want to hear it. I might regret this, might end up singing it at work, but lay it on me. I can’t help my curiosity anymore.

I know, it’s just been ages so I have to settle before I do any of that.

Hey... long as I know it’s coming, I won’t be disappointed. So you’re officially back! Happy?

Hellfuckingyeah I would. You’re my man and if she or anyone else gets their grimy hands on you I’ll go She-Hulk on their asses and get them where it hurts.

Then get nachos afterwards because that shit makes me hungry afterwards.

She better.

I’m imagining you playing the role of woman scorned in the press. I think you’d be good at it, but I’m not sure how great I’d be at playing my part... I suck at keeping a straight face when I’m trying not to laugh.

Are you saying you want nachos now?

That was me laughing, but I’m often told the two are similar when it comes to me.

I like it though. It’s one of the benefits of me being so ridiculous. I get to see you spasm-laugh whenever I want to.

I just came back from my mini vacation and figured a blog was necessary. I really missed out on spamming people with pictured of random buildings, didn’t I? Better late than never on a trend. Anyone who doesn’t know me, I’m Alanis. I’ve lived in Havenoaks almost all of my teenage life, but left for college. I’m back though and ready for some updates. 

Where’s this random building spam? We were promised architecture.

I can’t answer that for you.

Without knowing what that is, I can’t answer it for me either. It’s a paradox.