i hope he is a gentleman

No offence but A. I don’t really know you and B. I don’t have enough money to pay you.

A. I’m Gabe. B. ...hopefully you don’t need a tutor then? I mean, I could do it for free if you needed it...

Lacey:I'm going to fight you!

Gabe: fight me for what??

Lacey:rude!

Lacey:you will not you have muscle!I do not!

Lacey:Are you mocking me?

Gabe: A little.

I suppose you don’t. I would have already excused myself out of this conversation, otherwise. Congratulations.

Score one for Gabe, right? That’s the second most important thing when talking to people.

Spongebob mac and cheese? That’s… weird asf, dude. But i don’t know, kinda feel like I need to try this. 

You’ve never had the little shapes? What kind of childhood did you have?! My moms fed it to me at least once a week!

“Well then I’m glad I got to see you in possibly your coolest moment, it is truly an honor.” Celeste laughed, thankful for a seemingly breath of fresh air in this school.

“Can I put you down as a reference? I only think my best friend will believe me when I say I was cool!”

“That!” Celeste pointed at him, her mouth slightly open in amazement. “That was so awesome, I wish I was recording it.” Celeste laughed slightly.

Gabe grinned. “I wish I could be this skilled on a normal basis, but this is the only time I’ve ever and will ever be this cool. We’ll never see anything like this again.”

Wasting your time.Anyone worth a damn at Dalton are either brilliant,cheating or have there parents shelling out some serious cash for a good tutor.

Who says I’m not any good?

I try to maintain my own personal, tolerable space where I can breathe freely without accidentally inhaling something revolting.

Well, hopefully my scent doesn’t permeate the bubble. Though, I do like to think I don’t smell revolting.

Lacey: Do you happen to have a jacket you'd let me use? I didn't grab one and i'm currently freezing in AP bio!!And i MIGHT DIE.

Gabe: DYING??

Gabe: can i give your eulogy?

This place is just so big, or McKinley might have just been really small, Celeste thought to herself as she spun around the banister nearly knocking into someone. “Oh my god, I’m so sorry! I didn’t hurt you did I?”

“Yikes!” Gabe reached out his hand, catching a book that was falling towards the ground. Somehow, he was able to catch it and he grinned. “You saw that, right? Because there’s no way in hell I’ll ever do that again!”

Pretty sure I know everything about Chemistry that I’m ever gonna need to know, so this BS is a total waste of my time. You know what’s not a waste of my time? Pizza. 

Can someone make pizza magically appear?

The worst part about pizza is that it costs money... I can get you macaroni and cheese, but it’s shaped like Spongebob characters so I think it’s pretty up there in the goodness factor.

Each passing day I drag myself to this pitiful excuse of a school, I swear – I swear I lose a little more of my patience. The toilets range from semi dirty to disgusting, the cafeteria food is downright inedible, and the stench – the stench, in general, is abhorring.

I mostly just smell a bunch of cologne that cost more than my entire outfit. I mean, if that’s you... you smell fine? No stench here.

he was raised by two women who are truly in love with each other and he’ll fight u if you insult his moms for being lesbians but that’s also the only way you can get gabe to fight.

he’s a good student and has had straight a’s all his life though worried that they’ll drop at the new school