☆ephemeral☆

i think on judgement day god tallies up all the times you have been referred to as “OP” online and if it’s more than 5 you go to hell

vague post: u can’t say u have a piss kink and then leave for 30 minutes while in a call to go to the bathroom.

@ me next time fucker no balls

im speechless

watching this again i can physically feel the hotdog in my lungs

I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd. 

were playing golf with friends now come on down folks

aiden my memory is shit and i probably have no idea who you are but you can heck off