Goth detectives.

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream

why did you censor the word h*ck

because it’s a fucking bad word

Say what you want about British television but nothing in TV history will beat that episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks when Preston got pissed off and left in the middle of the show so they got some guy called Ed from the audience to take his place because he looked like him

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES?

This is actually probably the best way to do things.

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.  I would never have been this happy.