I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

femme-fairy

Hahahaha fancy footwork!

Turn on the sound.

hernynoot

TURN ON THE SOUND YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED

this is actually what you should do for huskies when you live in hot places. Keep their coats trimmed short and give them a pool of ice to play in

Rings for elves