“so, like, here’s my thing,” kit said, which was never a good start to anyone’s day. “i’m wondering if like, okay, bad pickup lines, right? like the ‘did it hurt’, ‘do you have a map’, that kinda shit. was that ever really, like, effective, even ironically effective? or was that all, like, dudebro screenwriters just jacking themselves off?” he put his thumbnail in his mouth for a moment, thinking, before adding, “because that shit would never work on me. unless the person in question was hot. but like a hot person could come up to me and kick me in the nuts and i’d still be into it.” he shot the poor soul across from him a smile, as if to impart that he knew exactly how much of a deviant he was, thank you very much.
“ uhhh , i think they probably worked until everyone had finally heard it already . then it kind of gets old , you know ?? and most people wanna feel shiny an’ new when they’re getting hit on . ” percy shrugs . he’s never really taken the bad pickup line approach before anyways . well ... actually that was probably a lie . he’s definitely typed one out a few drunken nights swiping through on tinder . “ like ... i think if someone said a pickup line i’ve never heard before and it was really witty or whatever and made me laugh then i’d be into it . but i guess that’s not really considered a bad pickup line anymore ... ” fingers reach up to card through his curls . “ fuck ... speak for yourself , man . --- do you have a line then ?? ”
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❛ ✶ ( LUKE HEMMINGS , CISMALE , HE/HIM ) — did you see PERSEUS FINCH walking around campus earlier ? i hear a lot of people talking about the TWENTY ONE year old JUNIOR . from what i know , they are studying NEUROSCIENCE and are a part of PHI KAPPA DELTA . they come across as + EMPATHETIC but also - PERNICIOUS , which makes sense because on their instagram ( @PERCYFINCH ) it says they are an ARIES . when i see them , i think of DROPPING YOUR FRESHLY BREWED COFFEE ON THE PAVEMENT , TATTERED CREWNECKS & DENIM , SITTING IN SOME HOLE IN THE WALL RESTAURANT AT 2AM STUDYING , OMW TEXTS WHILE STILL LAYING IN BED , & A CHEWED PEN PERCHED BEHIND AN EAR . the most interesting thing i’ve heard about them though , is the fact that REDACTED , but don’t tell anyone i told you that .
wow y’all really went hard in your intros i am not worThy !!! hi everyone !! i’m cj and i’m from the true north , strong and free .. aka canada bby . i was out at a drive in movie last night , which is why i am SO LATE to this party . i’m super excited to write with you guys though !! i brought one of my favourite boys , but he’s a little revamped .. this is my big dummy perseus , but pls if u love the boy at all call him percy .
TW : DRUG MENTION BELOW
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FULL NAME: perseus elijah finch
NICKNAMES: percy , perce , finch by any of his lacrosse team
AGE: twenty one
DATE OF BIRTH: april 7th
HOMETOWN: malibu , california
PREFERRED PRONOUNS: he/him
ORIENTATION: bisexual
OCCUPATION: n/a , currently studying at beaumont
LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: english , swedish ( very rusty )
PETS: bulldog-terrier mix named cleo ( aka … luke hemmings irl puppy , i couldn’t help myself ok ) , but … it’s a family dog , so … she’s back at home and he misses her EVERY DAY .
PINTEREST BOARD !!
born and raised in malibu , perseus grew up with strict , ambitious parents . his father a neurosurgeon , and mother an architect . it was very early on that they instilled their high expectations for the boy , teaching him the importance of discipline and responsibility . their intentions were good of course , as most parents want to raise their child right , though percy wasn’t truly equipped . in actuality the couple came off as OVERBEARING and their high expectations deemed unreachable in the male’s eyes . as he grew older , the feeling grew stronger that he would never quite live up to their standards – 97% on his mathematics test ?? well , why wasn’t it 100% ??
family time was scarce in the finch household . with both parents working full time and lots of time spent working extra hours , percy became independent quickly . his mother was flying to dubai for work quite frequently , gone weeks at a time . some weeks if felt like his father LIVED in the hospital . but he was saving lives , and how could percy be so SELFISH to want him at HOME . it meant he grew extremely close to his two younger sisters , often opting to spending the weekends entertaining them rather then out at parties . the family had a nanny to help , so he didn’t HAVE to , but his sisters always came first to him and being the eldest he has a serious case of protective older brother syndrome .
in high school percy joined the lacrosse team ( everything i know about lacrosse , you can bet is from teen wolf tho ) . he found great solace in his teammates , forming somewhat of a family -- he was the go to if anyone was failing their classes . percy would help his teammates get their grades up , normally with true hard work , but there was a few times he ended up rewriting an essay or two for one of the guys ( sure he was only supposed to edit , but when the first draft was less than subpar , percy felt the need to take things into his own hands ).
he isn’t diagnosed , but this boy gets his hands on prescription drugs like nobody’s business … he started using adderall in high school , mainly only buying it to help with his academic performance . it was something he hid well in high school , and he hadn’t heard it being very popular amongst the kids . upon arriving to beaumont it was quickly deemed as quite the norm . he was surprised to find that a lot of the sports teams knew exactly when the schools would test for drugs , so it became normal within his team to remind each other when they had to be clean ( everyone had their own vice ... ) . soon the male began selling too -- primarily adderall and vyvanse to students on campus in his first year at uni . he knows that shit can make you smash out essays/assignments , so kind of wants to help ?? others ?? but lol forgets it’s highly addictive so it’s not very helpful in the end .... usually ?? he will still write essays every once in a while for people if they really need the help , the boy is a BIT of a pushover when it comes to that , especially if you hit him with the “ i’ll fail and get kicked out if i don’t ace this man ... ” because you’ll find out soon he’s a big empath ...
perseus is studying neurosciences , getting his PRE MED classes under his belt . he is a legacy kid – his father having been apart of phi kappa delta when he attended the university . becoming a doctor has never quite been HIS dream , so much as it was his parents . while the male continues his undergraduate degree , he wonders if he should change his path , though that’s not a conversation he can have with his parents . percy has always wanted to leave an impact on others , in what way , well he’s never been sure .
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a big dumb softy !!
what if i left it at that …. !! no but , honestly … he’s definitely neutral good . he’s a big empath , and will usually feel for you to his core .
it could be sometimes annoying , because percy can’t really ‘ pick sides ’ , this boy can see the validity in all sides ( in MOST cases ) . he’s definitely loyal to you , but he’ll be that friend that brings up the defence just to make you really think . because of this he can be either really good with advice … or really bad , there’s no in between . he’ll hit you with a million different solutions , confident that every one is good … “ it just depends what vibe you wanna go for ”
he doesn’t LIKE to party a ton , like … he’s just not into big crowds really ? but if he tells you he doesn’t want to go out , it’s VERY EASY to change his mind , because he has Big FOMO . but he’s 21 yanno and there’s parties all the time so , catch him getting drunk and probably a lil high every weekend , but definitely off to the side with a few less people , or in the smoking pit at the clubs fawning over ur outfit or smth . after he’ll drag your ass to some hole in the wall restaurant and order way too much shit .
he’s lowkey v self destructive . it’s something he doesn’t even realize he’s doing most of the time , but he’s genuinely surprised when a friend sticks around . the ones that do stick , have definitely had to deal with him fucking about and being overdramatic in an attempt to protect himself .
very affectionate !!!! with !!!! everyone !!!!
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attended a semester abroad in sweden . is very rusty now , but can hold a basic conversation in swedish .
cleo , his pup , is his absolute pride and joy . he talks about her as if she’s his daughter ok . misses her sm while away at school .
he’s so messy , but will defend himself by saying they always had a maid , and then realizes how DUMB he sounds .
bit of a surfer/sk8er boi ~~ nah , but he actually does surf all the time at home and you’ll more so see him skateboard at school ( he’s Not Good @ skateboarding yet ok .. ) and is trying to perfect his kickflip rn .
loves the local late night diner’s pie pls
is always attending live shows , he loves the music scene and frequently supports locals
will “ thrift ” the dumbest shit for hundreds of dollars …
plays guitar , but doesn’t think he’s very good
studies too much
runs too much
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i am going to try to make some sort of page up for him , but in the meantime here are some ideas i have !!
ride or die ; literally joined at the hip . these two have gone through it , but … together . pledged together , roomies … percy considers this person family tbh
childhood pals ; calling any malibu/cali natives !! lots of ideas for this one tbh . give me next door neighbours growing up . our parents always dragged us to the same damn events and galas . we used to eat sand together, but as we grew up , we grew apart . awkward first kiss . IF NOT FROM CALI !! maybe our families ended up vacationing with each other a ton , so summers / christmas’ were spent together in france or smth .
other pal things ; someone he met during his semester abroad in sweden and reconnected with at beaumont , partying pals . his wing .
casual romance ; fwb . 3 am u up texts . a one night stand . past / current hookups . will they , won’t they ; lots of longing stares
exes ; so many different dynamics we could do pls just come brainstorm !
study buddies ; pls tell percy to chill out w the studying …. or pls study too much with him
classmates ; maybe they're doing a project together ?? oooh or lab partners . maybe your muse is tutored by him
if you got through all that .... u deserve a drink 🍹 ty ty for reading pls like this and i’ll come bug u