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(—) ★ spotted!! eric thompson on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid! many say that the twenty-five # year old looks like cameron monaghan, but i don’t really see it. while the reality star is known for being charismatic my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be naive i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song here comes your man by the pixies {he/him / cismale } - penned by laice again!

ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ : everyone !

ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ : some bar downtown probably

               ❝No, man, but if you really think about it, you know,❞ her words were paused so she could down her next shot. A distorted twist to her features before she waved her hand in the air as if that would hold her thoughts. ❝If The Purge ever turned into an actual thing, and I mean a full-blown thing, we’d be absolutely, horrifically FUCKED. Just think about it? Or, it’d be completely chaotically chill, it’s one or the other. We’re all either cutting each other’s heads off or we’re bashing in windows and stealing random shit. There’s not much in-between when it comes to it.❞

Teddy wasn’t sure why he was here. He always enjoyed Eric’s company and the fact that he could kick his ass at video games, but the man before him seemed like he was stressed. Teddy was not equipped to handle these sorts of emotions from others. “Hey bud, it’ll be fine. I mean whatever you did can’t be that bad, right?” Eric was soft, Teddy knew that, and he figured that was why he was easily freaked out. “Come on, come drink your damn coffee and tell me what’s happening.” @fvkeric​​

Dark hues roll at the males dramatics, stifling her chuckle as she gave a shake of her head. “I don’t think Stink’s opinion is one we should listen to,” Ana mused within her amusement. “I’m sure you would’ve taken great care of the thing but you can’t have a wild jellyfish as a pet, Eric. Pretty sure that’s probably illegal.”

eric knew she was speaking the truth, but he just wanted to wallow in self pity for a little while. “i know....but it was so sweet, and i was so good to it you know? we formed a bond.” he pouted. “and don’t give me the ‘they don’t have a brain they can’t feel love crap.’ squishy did to me.” he gave a heavy sigh. “i think i should get a horse.” 

kylie  shook  her  head  ,  although  mainly  she  was  just  enjoying  the  torment  she  was  inflicting  upon  the  other  .  “  oh  ,  my  little  baby  boy  ,  you  have  so  much  to  learn  ,  it’s  a  good  thing  that  you  met  me  tonight  .  mama  has  got  this  under  control  ,  “  she  coaxes  ,  pinching  his  cheek  as  she  orders  another  huge  glass  of  wine  to  drink  with  a  splendid  smile  .  “  where  do  you  live  ?  “  she  asks  .  

a  show  of  masculinity  was  not  on  the  cards  ,  wes  had  a  style  of  his  own  and  he  was  rather  proud  about  his  eccentric  dramatics  .  he  put  his  arm  around  eric  with  a  grin  that  grew  bigger  and  bigger  ,  “  you’re  so  cute  ,  look  at  you  talking  like  that  !  “  he  jibes  ,  entertained  but  not  condescending  in  nature  .  “  if  you  ask  me  ,  a  martini  says  it  all  ,  confidence  and  sophistication  ,  “  he’s  still  jovial  ,  joking  away  .  “  do  you  want  to  seem  like  a partying  playboy  ?  “  he’s  asking  as  he  releases  ,  picking  up  an  umbrella  from  the  bar  and  twisting  it  in  his  fingertips  awaiting  the  answer  with  curiousity  .  

“i  could  make  up  a  rumor  that  you  like,  put  nair  in  your  shampoo  on  purpose  or  something.  maybe  not  the  gossip  they’re  lookin’  for,  but  could  be  enough  to  shut  'em  up  for  a  hot  minute.”  shrugs.  he’s  made  up  far  worse  on  accident.  grey’s  pretty  sure  if  his  mother  wasn’t  full  with  gwen  and  making  sure  joey  was  still  following  her  around  like  a  shadow,  he’d  be  in  the  same  position.  flying  under  the  radar  before  coming  back  with  a  bang  is  best.  "she  definitely  needs  to  get  a  hobby,  then.  she  could  try  polo  -  the  stick  up  her  ass  would  fit  the  vibe,  i’m  sure.  or  paint  by  numbers.“  his  mom  sounds  worse  than  alessandra,  and  that’s  a  hard  bar  to  pass.  "think  you’re  the  one  who’s  thinkin’  that.  made  a  mistake  to  check  my  twitter  indirects  and  ..  it’s  not  nice,  to  say  the  least.  do  you  think  my  face  is  uneven?  be  honest  with  me.”

plucked  to  perfection  brows  ,  not  like  homme  would  ever  admit  to  it  ,  furrow  at  the  words  of  other  .  how  is  it  possible  that  one  person  is  so  daft  in  the  art  of  drinking  ?  cough  escapes  from  throat  ,  forcing  eyes  on  him  .  ❛  salt  then  shot  and  you  finish  with  the  lime,  or  if  you  lucky  making  out  with  the  person  you’re  doing  a  body  shot  with,  ❜  nathan  explains  ,  hand  clapping  on  eric’s  shoulder  ,  partially  out  of  pity  .  ❛  oh  come  on  now,  if  you  want  coke  at  least  get  the  fun  powder  kind,  you’re  old  enough  to  drink,  right  ?  or  are  you  some  teen  pretending  they’re  legal.  ❜

a  smile  comes  to  her  face  at  his  introduction  .  “  bristol  decker  ,  resident  …  aussie  ?  “  she  laughs  with  a  slight  tilt  of  her  head  .  “  oh  god  ,  i  cannot  drink  rum  ,  that  is  a  sure  fire  way  to  have  me  hit  the  floor  and  not  in  a  cute  dancing  queen  way  ,  “  she  notes  ,  with  a  shake  of  her  head  .  “  i  can  do  one  with  you  but  i  can’t  promise  i  won’t  judge  ,  “  raising  hands  up  as  if  to  say  it  was  entirely  out  of  her  hands  how  she  reacted  to  him  .  picking  up  her  own  shot  to  match  the  cheers  ,  following  the  rules  perfectly  as  per  usual  .  the  liquors  burns  its  way  down  her  throat  ,  a  little  shimmy  of  her  shoulders  to  shake  out  the  sensation  .  “  see  ,  easy  peasy  ,  right  ?  “    

he  didn’t  have  that  problem  ,  yet  wes  never  seemed  to  be  the  most  drunk  person  in  the  room  ,  he  was  the  one  ensuring  everything  was  transcribed  to  memory  .  he  does  the  shot  alongside  the  red  head  but  can’t  help  but  laugh  at  the  facial  expressions  he  was  pulling  as  he  bit  into  the  piece  of  lime  ,  sucking  the  juice  out  ,  “  clearly  i  have  a  lot  to  teach  you  ,  young  one  .  you  haven’t  mastered  the  art  of  being  a  drinking  socialite  yet  ,  “  that  had  been  him  once  ,  he  was  just  teasing  but  it  was  true  ,  in  certain  circles  you  adapted  . 

               eyebrow  arched  upon  her  forehead  ,  chocolate  orbs  focused  solely  on  eric  as  he  attempted  to  figure  out  the  mechanisms.  “technically  ,  it’s  salt  -  shot  -  lime  ,  but  you  can  do  it  anyway  you  want.  i  don’t  think  it’s  like  a  solid  rule  you  have  to  follow.  or  ,  just  take  the  shot  and  don’t  be  lil’  bitch  about  it.  ”  she  teases  with  a  smirk  tugging  on  the  left  side  of  her  plump  lips.  “  tequila  doesn’t  give  you  hangovers  ,  at  least  that’s  been  my  experience  and  i’ve  heard  other  people  say  so  as  well.  beer  gets  you  bloated  ,  but  vodka  has  very  little  calories  and  you  can  mix  it  with  almost  anything.  ”  her  intelligence  is  a  tad  worrisome.

“  oh  my  god  !  “  exasperation  ,  her  hand  flying  against  her  head  in  horror  at  his  inability  to  grasp  one  of  gods  greatest  inventions  …  the  tequila  shot  .  “  eric  ,  you  need  to  get  this  right  .  this  is  honestly  sooo  embarrassing  ,  you  can’t  just  go  out  into  the  world  expecting  people  to  teach  you  this  shit  .  what  if  you’re  talking  to  some  hottie  and  this  is  her  ultimate  ick  ?  “

“  less  thinking  and  more  drinking  ,  my  man  ,  “  he  tells  eric  ,  the  address  full  of  humour  and  his  dark  eyes  lit  up  with  excitement  and  amusement  .  he  truly  enjoyed  the  company  of  just  about  anyone  ,  to  not  get  along  with  wes  was  practically  impossible  .  “  come  on  ,  i  won’t  judge  you  ,  now  you  have  to  do  a  shot  with  me  else  i’ll  be  heartbroken  ,  “  if  he  thought  it  was  serious  then  he  would  never  peer  pressure  but  at  the  moment  it  was  just  funny  .  he  signals  the  bartender  to  line  up  some  shots  ,  his  grin  still  wide  .  “  now  ,  don’t  think  about  the  order  ,  we’re  just  going  to  follow  my  lead  .  salt  ,  tequila  ,  lime  ,  “  the  shots  delivered  ,  he’s  taking  the  salt  shaker  ready  .