YOUNG GOD.

sounds kinky, where do I sign up? 

You offering your baby as a practice run, Mark? because even i know that’s a bad idea, I knew we should’ve gotten one of those life like babies, before we decided to go ahead and have the real thing. Not the worlds easiest baby? colin nights and days? Mark, Mark, Mark, if that’s you trying to sell the idea of fatherhood, you’re failing. What am i going to do, when ours are here, and we get to the part where they can walk? I’m going to be out numbered, we already know Dev is gonna be a softy who fucking caves 

mediocre at best, sunshine. 

I’m going to be the worlds okayest dad, dev on the other hand, I reckon he’s gonna be a natural at it. You’re gonna have a full-blown toddler on your hands, which you know seems all that much more stressful than a couple of newborns. 

You’re not bestowing any confidence in the idea of having multiple babies at once. Me? a dad, sounds tragic.  I can’t even blame them on a drunken accident, and a night full of regrets, because we planned it, but besides the obvious shock, I’m excited. 6 months to go, and i’ll be pawning them off on you. 

twins. two for the price of one, gotta say I’m a little overhwlmed, wanna trade? 

You know for a hot second, I was excited, you know? then we found out it was twins, apparently our surrogate was offering, a two for one deal, and doesn’t have aa return policy.