“Life May Be A Bitch, But I Am Her Pimp.”

top tier will graham scenes: when he's being a little fucked up weirdo im weird im fucking weird im a weirdo in the corner of the fbi morgue muttering to himself shit like "had to open you up to get a good sound out of you" and "gave you something better to do with your tongue than wag it" and everyone else in the room is just like [HER EYES ARE SHAKING...]. I feel it really tells you everything you need to know about him as a character.

OC/canon and selfships are good y’all are just scared of having fun

“But it’s cringe” ok what if it is? What’re you gonna do about it? Call the cops? Are you some kind of cringe police? Huh? Suck my nuts. I have 30 bfs and gfs and I’m having fun while you sit in your sad little clown corner getting second-hand embarrassment from looking at people having a blast. Make a self-insert oc and maybe you’ll feel better