my memes are ironic my depression is chronic

I always feel like I sound like I'm lying to brag when I talk about how I was always woke regarding makeup/fashion/trends/beauty/material possessions/having an irl online presence (aesthetic instagram feed of myself)/substance abuse etc but the reasoning behind it is, as with most of the rest of my personality, is I just wasn't socialized properly due to never having friends. No idea if I'm making sense but like, when I say "omg I can't believe you people care about xyz, I broke through the conditioning fr I'm so much smarter than yall" I did not actually break through any type of conditioning, there was no conditioning to be had because I never had people around me to be conditioned by. I don't do anything and I don't behave in any way because I know no one is observing me because I'm not a real person and I don't actually exist.

I know it's a matter of personal audacity and you can't expect things to magically be "normalized" for you but still. I wish it was more socially acceptable to go up to people on the street and tell them which celebrity you thought they looked like.

The literal only extant photo of me on my entire month long korea+japan trip from when i was 18 being from a random tour I booked where I ended up being the only person who signed up so there were literally 2 guides for one me so they made me take a photo with one of them for the lolz. And it was my first worldly trip so I thought a free walking tour meant actually free so I legitimately did not even tip 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Just wasting these people time

scrolling through photos of me in highschool and in some I'm wearing the shirt i wore literally today. what yall know about fast fashion.

I see "super hell" being used on the internet way too often for everyone who uses it to know it came from destiel

#fakefeminist i would prefer not to free my nipple.... I'm not having that shit exposed to the world and vulnerable!!! And I need a bra because why would I want two huge jugs of fat plastered to my stomach with sweat and giving me back pain. I know it's #choicefeminism but I seriously have trouble imagining anyone that actually willingly likes walking around tits out.

ok wtf i was convinced my lifetime stats on ao3 were about 200k words written but i just checked and its closer to 500k...... half a million words of fanfiction and i did it all with a BROKEN 'D' BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD.

I feel like woke circles don't bring up the "global east/global west" nomenclature enough. It lowkey highkey took me until adulthood to figure out which is which because I never found cardinal directions natural + the earth is round so????? You can't call something east or west because it depends on where you currently are????? I did figure out eventually that europe is the center of the world for some reason (colonialism) but it's still fucking stupid. Like lowkey I know america is left of europe on the usual map but my brain still tells me that left is east. And if I go the long way around it is 🤷‍♀️.

lazy ass BUMS at the library closing at 2:30pm during the summer, GET THE FUCK UP AND WORKKKKKKKKKKK

Never walking into lidl again brah WHERE TF IS MY €40???????

The concept of going to a wedding of oomf whom I met at a kpop show in 2018