why do i need this

Mr. Rulebrealer Dean Winchester will do anything to not follow rules but he will also park his car when the world is devoid of people and it will hamper literally no body's day.

dogs love booty rubs but they also love booty shakes

why are dogs so dramatic like I see u looking at me from the corner of your eye Ma'am. I know you're angry with me but we both know you can't stay mad when I have food in my hand thx.

i thought stray dogs were supposed to be badass but I have one that gets one upped by a kitten and I don't know what to do about that. I try to protect my kitten but she legit stares my dog down like excuse me ma'am you're smaller than the dog's leg please be a little scared and don't get yourself killed

What do you do when people think you have emotions when in actuality you have none? How do you tell them you're deader than dead?

why is Frankenstein's monster smarter than me?

i just need friends that i like and that like me