i really don't care

You have a specific dance for that? How many times has this happened? You totally are jinxed! 

That was a joke, girl. But I do have cute dances available for any occasion.

Yes, if it helps you from feeling devastated from my words and should you consent to. 

Y’know, let me think on that Berry. I mean obviously we’d hafta mute the sound coming out of your mouth, but...it could work.

Well, someone is a sore loser. But you girls did try, it was cute.

No, I’m sorry, we pulled off the scary. Pulled it off better than you. But maybe we should talk about cheaters later.

liltasteofdani: murder and mayhem. all we need now is sex and alcohol and this week is made.

SANTANA: true, true.

SANTANA: ew, I hate when girls suddenly decide to fact check their vag's status before proceeding. Like you took my number, obviously you're not /that/ into him, and potentially not /that/ into his shortcummings either.

SANTANA: 'Kay, but low key, how HOT is that News 5 reporter covering Sue's temper tantrum. I /swear/ she winked at me after she dodged Sue's clipboard Monday.

DANI: especially after gettin a girl all worked up. it's cruel.

I would hope not!!

We both know it wasn’t a fair win. C’mon Bow. Want me to do my “I’m sorry you think i jinxed it” dance? Equally cute.

@sinsationalsnix: damn, and now my Buffy Gone Snixxx costume is back in the running for the Kappa Party.

@sinsationsnix: #sluttycostumeproblems

Oh, good heavens, no. I’ve got my own night light. I was simply stating that I have been afraid myself thus I might be unlikely to cuddle or hold hands as you ask. Although, doing so in daylight generally does help. 

Oh no. I’m devastated. So you wanna cuddle me in the daylight is what you’re saying?

I love a good scary story. You got any recs yet? I’m sure you know how to pick ‘em. Don’t get too many good ideas. We don’t need the competition.

Scary story rec = “winners” scam a win

This time of the year is one that I equally hate and love. Scary stories are the best, and so are scary things in general. But there’s always a moment afterwards in which you’re alone and it’s dark, and you wish you’d never read it.

No, lesbian fanfiction is the best. Scary stories are the devil’s work. The underground one, not Lopez. Tho tbh I don’t know if she’s ever written scary stories so who am I to say. I basically always wish I never read those stories. Do you KNOW how many dead people just don’t move on? A lot.

Yeah girl, horror ain’t my cup of tea so you might be alone on that. But have you find anything interesting? You find any good ideas?

Nah me either, girl, but def all about those movies with a hottie beside me. I’ve got those comforting arms and all. I tried but most of that shit apparently really happened and I didn’t know how to duplicate it. Or...if I wanted to. Not about to do some Bloody Mary shit.

SANTANA: well duh.

SANTANA: I mean, it's college, mysterious guitar strumming hottie /plus/ the girl on girl potential too (if we're talking ladies right now) you're totally a trigger to all thirst traps.

DANI: (when am I not talking ladies?)

@sinsationalsnix: when you're kinda literally gonna slay it this week. #slay-tacular

@sinsationalsnix: #officiallywatchit

I mean, what can I say? In a world of Kylie Jenner’s before picture, I have to appreciate a cutie when I see one. 

True, true, ‘cos I know if it’s not a hot damn that gets your cheesing, it’s a prank. 

Kylie isn’t all that in her after pic either, hate to break it to you.

Hey, I’ll admit it completely -- damn good complements and and even better prank are the way to my heart.

You don’t have to like them, you just have to like Poe. Have you at least read Annabelle Lee? And well, are you going to be polite now and admit you were wrong, since we won best Hunted House?

Don’t have to like Poe either. I prefer Auden and Dylan Thomas myself. Nah, admitting I’m wrong is also something I don’t like. It was obvs rigged or something. Our was spookier and everyone knows it.