--- BUT I'M ALREADY THE COOLEST

SL: Duh. Wait, you didn't know?

SL: I'm not sure if I believe you. Either way, you can 'not' tell Quinn, no we haven't. Yet.

SL: I mean, I can't knock casually dating, it's be bees freaking knees. But like hard time commitment? Eh. Especially in college. Have you had a boyfriend or whatever?

SL: not at all, especially with Blaire. I mean I got it, but I don't know; I didn't ship it. Honestly? I shipped Nate with a new haircut, a storyline, and for what's his face to stop looking so bored to play him, but out of his revolving doors of crappy relationships, I liked him and Vanessa. I think I'm the one person who love it was Dan. Like petty award for a freaking lifetime.

MR: No, I didn't. I mean unless she told me and it completely slipped my mind or something.

MR: I swear this has nothing to do with Quinn. Do you think I would be asking for her if I known they had gone on a date together? No.

MR: I don't know if I could casually date someone. Having them go out with other people besides me is not my forte. Nope. I've never had a boyfriend, girlfriend, or anything like that before.

MR: No, I didn't. I mean unless she told me and it completely slipped my mind or something.

MR: I swear this has nothing to do with Quinn. Do you think I would be asking for her if I known they had gone on a date together? No.

MR: I don't know if I could casually date someone. Having them go out with other people besides me is not my forte. Nope. I've never had a boyfriend, girlfriend, or anything like that before.

MR: I shipped it too much probably but then again I liked her with Nate as well because they were cute together. Not when they were basically forcing themselves to like each other but in the later seasons. Nate and Vanessa were cute but I was rooting for the best friends route with Vanessa and Dan. Though him and Serena were perfect for each other. I just couldn't believe it, you know? How had we missed it?

SL: Um, DUH. I mean, don't people usually trying to take advantage of your kindness?

SL: I mean, if it get's to the point I /liked/ them like that then I would send them the memo on twitter, through a very public post, they're off limits. But when it's just fun? Why not?

PRIVATE: 

Wouldn’t be much of a gentleman if I said no, so sure. Let me know when you’re free. I got you. What, so he can be cute and hustlin’? Keeping that info handy. Never know when it’s time to shoot your shot. 

Haha. I figured you didn’t really wanna know anything. Alright, one spoiler. Ask away. 

PRIVATE: 

Be careful there, I might actually think you are a gentlemen and it’s not some half-hazard line to get laid. I mean, cute AND hustlin’? That’s the kinda jackpot the lucky sucker who locks me down is going to get - didn’t know it existed beyond me, honestly. ;p Trying to shoot your shot at me, on me...- ya know what I mean. 

MR: Wait, who went on a date together? Quinn and Hunter?

MR: This has nothing to do with Quinn, San. I'm asking as Marley and not for anybody else. I was just curious, that's all. I didn't 'mean to like get you riled up or anything.

MR: I mean I guess I know what you mean by that but I don't know. Going on dates seems like fun and I guess when you're with the right person it doesn't ever fade but then again I don't know much about hooking or up going on dates so I can't really say too much on the subject.

MR: You weren't a fan of Chuck? I was when the later seasons came and I always loved Blair but I always loved Nate as well. Wasn't ever a fan of Dan, honestly. And for him to be GG blew my mind.

SL: Duh. Wait, you didn't know?

SL: I'm not sure if I believe you. Either way, you can 'not' tell Quinn, no we haven't. Yet.

SL: I mean, I can't knock casually dating, it's be bees freaking knees. But like hard time commitment? Eh. Especially in college. Have you had a boyfriend or whatever?

HR: I don't know. I mean you said that you hooked up with a lot of football players that I wonder if you two ever hooked up.

MR: Teddy is a sweet guy so I can see you two on a date together. Why don't you like dating? I guess some people would rather hook up than date.

MR: Yeah I guess you're right about that. I mean I liked that you could really see they were human with flaws and even though most of the time Blair was a bitch and Chuck was a jerk, they had those layers deep down that showed how good they are. I like to find the good in people. Most people, that is.

SL: Huh.

SL: Look, is quinn setting you up to do this or something? 'Cos no offense, a sudden interest in the sign up sheet to my lady bits is not slick. Like I know they went on a date or whatever, but tell her this.

SL: if she feels threatened, feel it, because if I wanted him, I'd have him. Trust.

SL: Idk, it's just kinda been a waste of my time so far? Like I live for the first time butterflies, and all that stuffy gross stuff, but I don't live for it fading and then suddenly them going Ben Affleck to Casey Affleck in me. I guess I like hooking up more because I'm waiting for someone to make me want to do otherwise.

SL: Although, I'll say, casually dating is kinda fun, I gotta admit.

MR: Have you and Hunter ever hooked up?

MR: Just curious, that's all.

MR: It is definitely paying off for you and for everybody else. That's kind of opposite don't you think? When was the last time that you went on a date, date and not just a hook up kind of thing?

MR: That is kind of sad. I mean I guess they are trying to portray it as normal and real as possible since it's a reality show but still. They really are if you think about it and none of them are as nice as they try to prove to be.

SL: Why are you so curious?

SL: with Teddy, but I don't know, dating isn't my sweet spot, playing games is - especially teasing.

SL: I get that, I mean I'm a cheerleader. I can't remember the last time I dated or hooked up outside of the football realm.

SL: It's not confidence, most guys are just easy and I'm super hot.

SL: um ya, like at all. Get ready for a culture shock, Marls. Yes, and forewarning, everyone's hideous! They don't have B versions of the GG cast but real life D versions. But we'll so watch it, I'll find it and download it.

MR: Who have you hooked up with on the team?

MR: True but still you have more confidence than I do. Especially when I'm sober.

MR: I don't think I'm ready for a culture shock. So there are really no cute Nate's or Chucks floating around? Well that's no fair but I'm still up for watching it. I have to see what this show is all about. What was it called?

SL: Puck, Teddy, Finn, Brad, a few others. Maybe more.

SL: Why?

SL: I made myself suffer enough in high school with downing my smokin' self, so I'm glad it's paying off. When I'm drunk I want to go on dates, not hook up; it's gross.

MR: Well, no. I mean I didn't realize that. My pattern was football players. I mean my dad was the coach so it was only natural for me to go towards them

MR: They really are, though. Not that I'm as confident as you when it comes to boys but all so worthy.

MR: Are you saying that the Friends cast is not original? Wait, there was a reality show version? No but now I want to see it.

SL: I get that, I mean I'm a cheerleader. I can't remember the last time I dated or hooked up outside of the football realm.

SL: It's not confidence, most guys are just easy and I'm super hot.

HC: Hey, I'll start catching up now. I see you in person! Why would I keep up with your snaps?

HC: Your creepy followers?

HC: ...lame name?

HC: Because you're not used to having a platonic dude friend?

SL: Because we're millennials, and that's what we do.

SL: They're not /all/ creepy, but ya, probably.

SL: Well, it is.

HC: What kind of friend would I be if I wasn't willing to sacrifice myself?

HC: No, I didn't. I suck at keeping up with snapchat.

HC: LOL! You're the best kind of chick friend

SL: And your the worse, you don't even check my snaps, and here I thought you were helping me out with my outfit choices.

SL: I wonder who I've been getting advice from then..?

SL: Chick friend?