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#hey look i’m not dead

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You have to admit, a bit of quiet is a blessing around here, ja?
I could go a few days without having to hear the constant chaos.
I still can't say I'm too fond of costumes, but...
A job is a job.
[Casually tugs at cop uniform tie with displeasure.]
Wait- Costumes are mandatory?
...Verdammt.
Lil' Plant Mama.
No, Souji.

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Give my muse a ridiculous nickname.
Send me the Mun's/Character's reputation. I can't comment, only post it.
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"What a clever observation."
You're avoiding the question. Then again, I doubt I'd get the answer I want. So why don't you just tell me so we can avoid any disagreements?
"I’m so tired, ahahaha! No matter how long I close my eyes, I can’t fall asleep! Every waking moment is to be dedicated to the wrongs I’ve committed, are they? Gods… There’s nothing but blood, so much blood…!"
...It doesn't take much to realize there's something definitely wrong with you by this point. I don't suppose you're ready to talk about it.

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...I guess sleeping isn't going to be as easy as I thought.
For some reason, I've got a bad feeling....
[A pause.]
I hope he's alright.
‘✉’ for an unsent letter from my character to yours.
‘♥’ and a name, and I’ll kiss them.
‘♡’ and my character(s) will cuddle yours!
a word and I’ll write a headcanon based on it.
‘♪’ and I’ll put my playlist on shuffle to tell you our song.
‘Ω’ and I’ll tell you what my character(s) thinks of yours.
a ship you have for my character(s) and I’ll tell you what I think.
age and a question and my character(s) will answer as that age.
unwanted (or bad) advice for my character(s).
ask my characters for advice.
bad (but hilarious) pick-up lines!
prompts or drabble ideas!
Questions!
‘Crush?’ for any romantic interest my character(s) might have for someone.
‘Confess?’ and my character(s) will have to confess something to yours. (whether it be feelings, opinions, a secret — whatever; feel free to specify)
‘Fetish?’ for one thing that is sexually appealing to my character(s).
☹ for a turn-off
a headcanon you have for my character(s) — I will accept/reject.
“[name]…has passed away” for my character’(s’) reaction.
★ for an IC fact, or ☆ for an OOC fact
Give my character a difficult decision
‘Would you rather…’
♛ and I’ll summarize our muses’ relationship with a gif.
✖ and I will give you a fear that my character has in dealing with yours
I see Leo as the type of person to keep something like a punching-bag or a stress-ball around somewhere for when she needs to get some tension out of her veins.
Oh, absolutely. A quick trip to the gym to literally punch the tension out of herself is usually necessary when her emotions get too pent up. A stress ball helps, but she usually would only use if it she wasn't able to release her frustrations fist-wise.
What are your headcanons about me?
Just curious.
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
please only join if you liked the post! If there's extra spots, it'll be reblogged.
Pass is citta if kicked!

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☃☂!
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Short. Very short. She's between 5'0" and 5'2", if I'm guessing right.
☂
She likes spring because of the fact it's between winter and summer in terms of weather...
But she thinks summer is her favorite because she doesn't have to go to school and do anything during it.
She's lazy.
☣ - ☠ - ✘
☣
Arachnophobia is one...and the biggest, I believe. She's absolutely terrified of spiders.
☠
She has a lot of rational fears. Death, pain, things like that. She's apparently also extremely paranoid of sleeping in places she's unfamiliar of in the dark.
It's sort of childish, but everyone has to be scared of something.
✘
She hates people talking about her friends behind their backs. She relies on them quite a lot, and it makes her furious.
I can't really disagree, since I'm somewhat the same.