A scientist is always fine.

It's been a great run, but I'll be dropping Carlos indefinitely. There are a lot of factors involved here, but most of them are due to the fact that Carlos really isn't the person I thought he was when I first apped him. I've tried really hard to get him to work, but for now I think it's best to let him go. Thanks for all the great friends and memories, and best of luck in all your future endeavors, RP or otherwise. 

"Usually I'd suspect some sort of mind-controlling radiation, but... this kind of thing usually happens after those big card games, huh? I mean it's not dangerous that so many people are picking up public nudity as a hobby, but just remember to be considerate of who is seeing you when you're not dressed...especially the kids."

[[Sorry I've been so inactive as of late, but if anyone would like to thread with Carlos I would really love to try to get this muse going again! So message me if you're interested and we can talk science or something.]]

That's probably the... only thing, actually............

I really actually honest-to-goodness love stev e c a r l s b e r g

Apparently there are some people in the world who ship Dana and Cecil and I want to crush them all into dust

Because using the word "science" whenever possible definitely makes you more of a scientist. Than just being a scientist does on its own.

"You could say that I've got... eyes for radio. ...Get it. Because... because my boyfriend's... It's a joke." 

 Iiiiiiii really really really dislike the stereotypical fandom Cecil with the blond hair and third eye and sweatervest and tattoos I actually despise that version of Cecil so much