cute and calculated

I knew it was only a matter of time before your speech regressed.

That all sounds great. Anywhere with red meat is a good place to me. Phoenix the fiancé can just deal with it. Nothing keeps me from whacking you.

I forgot you were a carnivore. We'll go to this bad ass steak restaurant on 54th. I totally wish you could whack me, but I'm just too sweet and innocent for you to do it. When will you be coming?

I knew it was only a matter of time before your speech regressed.

Sure, we can arrange for that. I’m not sure Sev is up for any more night clubs right now but I could handle going out. I still won’t hesitate to spank you if you make any more quips about my age though.

We can get drinks and have dinner somewhere nice. I'll hide Phoenix's phone so he can come out with us too. I don't think my fiance will be too pleased with your threats about spanking me ~

Sure I do. It was back when seeing you everyday didn’t go right along with my basic needs as a human being. Still, I miss being young sometimes. Or, rather, eighteen, because I’m still very much youthful, despite how many candles are on my birthday cake.

But now you need to see me everyday or else you'll dissolve into dust, so it all works out and you're stuck with me forever. Sometimes I think I miss being young again but then I remember all the friends, and sex, and punishments I went through. I like our life much better now. Besides, you still look and act like you're eighteen- I don't think we have to worry about aging. I haven't even hit my final growth spurt yet. 

I knew it was only a matter of time before your speech regressed.

I keep one as a pet but the lab has octopi and cuttlefish for research. Curlz, if you want to have a playdate then just be a big boy and give me your real motives. We still have the rest of the week off for spring break, and I’m not opposed to stopping in New York.

Do the cuttlefish cuddle you? Okay, okay. I want a playdate. One where you come over and I can hug you even though you don't want to me. I'd like to Severus too. We could go to Lavon's nightclub, you know, unless you're far too old for that ~

I knew it was only a matter of time before your speech regressed.

Being back in Ohio has been nothing short of gross, but otherwise things are good. Suzie should have his degree by the end of next fall and then who knows if we’ll stay in North Carolina or move on. You?

How is North Carolina better than Ohio? Neither state is fun. You should move somewhere exciting, like New York, and then you can visit me and I could teach you how to paint on Tuesdays ~

I knew it was only a matter of time before your speech regressed.

How have you been? 

I’m back home in Boston. Very happy about that. 

I thought maybe you'd decide to come visit before heading home. That's too bad. Tell your little stinkers that next time they come, I'll give a free art lesson in my studio. 

Are you back in New York? 

AU: When Kurt and Blaine finally move in together in NYC, Blaine finds a new hobby. And he’s making the best use of it ( and annoys Kurt by constantly trying to take a photo of him). happy birthday serena! ^u^  (write a ff)

Text: Sorry, Gracie ~

Text: It doesn’t matter.

Text: Why do you need a babysitter?

Text: Sorry, Gracie ~

Text: Why'd you need a babysitter?

Text: Sorry, Gracie ~

Text: I'm sorry. I'll ask Phoenix.

Text: Sorry, Gracie ~

Text: This our vacation, Gracie! No distractions. I would love to have little 'Lijah, but I'm assuming I'll have to have all three, and really, how would I be able to take care of all three?