Fútbol Hipsters

cuz picTureS were so mainstream :P

Me (Mateus) and my friend Lucas. We are brazilians, but we SO prefer the Veikkausliiga (or the Finnish Premier League, if you're not into it). I was named after Lothar Matthäus, but I'd rather be Hans Pflügler, he is so much cooler without this "I played 5 World Cups" façade.

Tal ben, long-lost brother of BBC Sound of 2013-winning indie rock trio HAIM. 

"In 1969 I gave up women and drink - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life"

"I preferred his blue period"

Coming to a cinema near you: Lofty Pylon's Life Of Hipster.

Via @BeardedGenius - A question that #footballhipsters know the answer to already.

"I hated Suarez before it was cool. His early work was far more repugnant."

"I'm having to search for a new team now that Dortmund has become too popular."

Are you a football hipster? Do you have a Borussia Dortmund shirt? So you opt for Anderlecht v Trabzonspor on Europa League nights? Do you fawn over AC Jimbo?

This would look good in your loft in the East Village: 100% recycled cardboard table football. Only costs 42€ and you can purchase it via pappkicker.de

FWEI (Fútbol Hipster Will Eat Itself)

Hey Hipster Shake Your Dumpster

BVB - The hipsters choice #championsleague

Fútbol playing hipster: Mats Hummels - Borussia Dortmund

Twitter: @TheSoccerPoet