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Khajiit Stole Nothing! by Lucas Slominski

Me:

a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.

you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.

one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.

a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.

there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.

you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.

the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.

the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.

god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.

the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.

the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons. 

a 10 year old destroys the yakuza (and then another 10 year old destroys its remnants a few years later) 

there’s multiple professors who study subjects they have no fucking clue about. they’re still considered experts for some reason. 

bikes cost a gajillion dollars but you actually WERE the 1 millionth customer and get one for free anyways. 

a woc orphan gets a suit that basically makes her a super hero. This is never followed up ojn 

a random guy with a bad accent in a brown trenchcoat is the sole police officer seen in the series. no i mean literally, there ARE NO OTHER POLICE its just him, he keeps showing up. All the others you might think were police are just security guards. 

same police officer fights a pokemon with his fists at one point 

in a previous game a dragon hits a person with a laser and this is a good thing

Psychic powers are totally real and common as dirt

ghosts are real too but they’re mostly goobers

fossils are resurrected ala jurassic park all the time 

people can read dreams

teleportation and matter to energy conversion is so common place it’s used for minor conveniences

an ancient civilization 10000 years old used braille as their alphabet

Aevis