in slumbers deep and dreams of gold

and you can’t blame me for saying some odd shit bc i haven’t become accustomed to mimicking your speech patterns yet. that’s not my problem

ice cubes is such a delicious snack for a 5’ 0.5” bisexual cap sun

sometimes anime men aren’t even that sexy it’s just the principle it’s the idea of it. sometimes you just need to keep an anime man in your heart

gay sex. gay marriage. gay divorce. gay custody battle.

I was gonna joke "mom phineas and ferb are gaslighting me" then realized they kind of do technically gaslight candace and now I am losing my mind

phineas and ferb literally actively TELL linda that candace is telling the truth in many episodes. often they tell her "we built a rocket today" or some shit. it's linda who doesn't take any of her children seriously; she believes that candace makes things up or exaggerates and that phineas and ferb are playing pretend. on top of everythinf else going on i can NOT accept phineas and ferb slander on my dash today