Highkey, I judge someone anytime they’re wearing a M*nette design... Like oh okay are we just going to forget about the time she literally committed TREASON??
“death of the artist” yeah I fucking WISH she would 😑
fired again.. it's fine, that internship was really cutting into my alienposting time.
I <3 unemployment actually.
👻 jessalynterrorthornton mutuals
OK OK OK long post but I just realized I never told the story of THE THANKSGIVING INCIDENT
so to understand the Thanksgiving Incident you have to understand the story of my dead cousin Charlotte. She’s pretty well known around here but for those not from around here, she died on her 21st bday from a fire my mom started but she didn’t confess to that until a couple DECADES later…
anyway full story under the cut. major TW for death, gaslighting, and mentions of involuntary hospitalization but the story is funny I promise.
I HATE WORKING!!!!! but I have an addiction to feed… will suck dick for koko kringle money I guess
ok nevermind all that just got a new gig at some plant research facility. didn’t even get to have to suck dick
Best Wickford candy?
Koko Kringles
Koko Mallos
Koffee Kandy
Cudsmackers
Koko Choo-Choos
Auntie’s Acorns
Cowabubble
Udder Pops
Moon Chunk Cheese (<- wrong answer)
Voting ended onJan 19
20-30 years just for dressing in a monster costume and putting my nephew in a time out smh... the justice system here is out of control.
you tried to kill a guest. and you locked your nephew in a condemned dungeon...
god forbid a woman do anything...
Call me paranoid but I refuse to play Hangman. Someone once manipulated me into signing something using that stupid children's game.
Seriously they had me write something nice for a "fan" by guessing the letters in the right sequence and then they gave the scrap of paper to this STALKER who--no joke-- had them leave it inside a SKULL in the CATACOMBS.. If I had a nickel for every time someone tricked me into signing something, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird that it happened twice and all that.
honestly I hate being famous smh.
today on “things that didn’t happen” 🙄
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Truthfully, I am beginning to think Tumblr was the wrong website on which to share my horticultural genius. A rare few are deserving of my insights, but most are mindless self-proclaimed “shitposters” incapable of forming a single coherent thought, much less keeping abreast of cutting edge research literature. If the culture on this platform doesn’t shift, I will be forced to explore other options.
you're in prison? that actually makes so much sense lol. like sorry but you literally don't seem fit to be in society
more anon hate for the dodo box
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when you say “God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies,” can you include me please?
"God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies and Lamont" thank you
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