Lately, I've Been Going Crazy

15. feed her boyfriend to your plant (Little Shop of Horrors)

14. snap off his window lock and break into his bedroom (Heathers)

13. kiss her on her dead brother’s bed (Dear Evan Hansen)

12. make out with him on his gynecological examination table (Waitress)

11. propose (Falsettos)

10. show up at her work with a mixed bouquet and launch into an awkward yet terrifying speech about how you’re never, ever going away (Waitress)

9. get so drunk that you sleep through the deaths of all your friends, but wake up for his death (Les Misérables)

8. accidentally trip her in a roller rink, run away, and then apologize sweetly while a stranger dressed like Michael Jackson croons smooth jazz (The Band’s Visit)

7. give her a surprisingly moving speech about inevitable environmental catastrophe (Next to Normal)

6. baptize her (The Book of Mormon)

5. use a comma after dearest (Hamilton)

4. die in his arms in the midst of a revolution (Les Misérables)

3. reassure him that no matter what happens tomorrow, you’re here today fighting by his side (Newsies)

2. wish her goodnight in a hotel corridor, letting her take all the time she needs and giving yourself time, too (Bandstand)

@projectbway event 01 : performance — “to build a home”

@projectbway event 01 : performance — “and they’re off”